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(10/31/17 7:42am)
Every year, thousands of people dress up in skimpy cat costumes for Halloween. What you may not realize is that these costumes are deeply hurtful to those of us who are actually sexually aroused by anthropomorphic cats.
(11/03/17 3:47am)
It looks like there might still be some good left in the world.
(10/24/17 1:27pm)
According to US News and World Report, Penn Vet Working Dog Center graduates have the highest median mid-career salary of all American dog schools.
(10/19/17 4:02am)
The Fresh Grocer yogurt parfaits feature a sizable quantity of vanilla yogurt topped with plump blueberries, tart raspberries, and a layer of crunchy granola.
(10/18/17 4:21am)
Hi. Thanks for coming to this coffee chug. I got you two Dunkin’ Boxes of Joe. That’s a gallon of coffee, which should be enough.
(10/12/17 5:54am)
Last week, President Gutmann announced the completion of PennMoon, a new Wharton satellite campus in the lunar crater Clavius. The facility offers a number of state-of-the-art moneymaking facilities for Wharton students, such as a Vertical Integration Lab and computers that only run Excel and LinkedIn.
(10/10/17 3:53am)
Penn, it’s time for a wake up call. The University Board of Trustees voted today to not divest from the Fossil watch industry. This means your tuition dollars continue to support the proliferation of gaudy, passé timepieces.
(10/03/17 5:58pm)
Amy Gutmann’s got a lot of explaining to do. Penn just discovered that the man they thought was former Vice President Joe Biden is a Joe Biden impersonator!
(10/02/17 3:39pm)
Campus awoke to quite a surprise this morning: Rodin is missing!
(10/01/17 7:07am)
Let’s get straight to the point. I would order a pizza. Right here, right now.