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Louis Capozzi | The Republican debate's drunken state

(02/18/16 5:15am)

The bottle of vodka is open. It is Saturday night, and I am preparing to watch the Republican primary debate on CBS with my friends. Since most are tuned in for Donald Trump, we are throwing out any chance of seriously considering the candidates and are instead preparing a drinking game. The rules are agreed to, and the debate begins.







Louis Capozzi | A royal 'Bern'

(10/12/15 4:13am)

The coronation has been scheduled. For months, the media has declared Hillary Clinton the inevitable nominee, while the Democratic Party has actively protected her by limiting the number of debates and obstructing other candidates from entering the race. Many liberal students on campus have accepted the party’s heir apparent and are currently bored out of their minds while waiting for Clinton’s inevitable crowning.