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(12/07/14 11:26pm)
A certain overzealous UTB freshman staffer got a teensy bit too inebriated and took what he thought at the time were really insightful, artsy abstract portraits. IRL they were just blurry pics of a couch. With no one sitting on it. #buzzednotblackout, guys. Consequently, as is the case with all good hookups at Penn, this random dude shall remain both nameless and faceless. If you need a mental picture of this mysterious random dude, sources close to our UTB frosh say the RDAP in question was "loud," "Indian," and "scruffy."
(11/14/14 9:06pm)
Another week, another edition of the ever-popular Locust Flaikus, where we do what you absolutely hate–take flyers! Here's this week's 411.
(11/01/14 5:58pm)
If you find yourself wondering what to do now that you aren’t spending three hours every night prepping your totally awesome costume, check out Penn’s South Asia Society’s fall event, SAS Night Live, happening tonight in Irvine! Follow along with our hardcore investigative journalism to get all the deetz.
(10/23/14 4:57pm)
Free Flu Shots in Houston -- If you're doing Thirsty Thursday proper tonight, consider heading down to Bodek Lounge in Houston Hall between 11am and 7:30pm today or next Wednesday for a free flu shot (with PennCard). Five minutes and a little injection and you'll only have to worry about one terrifying disease tonight.
(10/18/14 4:01pm)
A recent invention from an ambitious bro has proven that frat life isn’t all about getting crunk; it’s about getting crunk efficiently. Ah, classic Penn.
(10/12/14 7:27pm)
The folks at Time recently got bored reporting on relevant things like epidemics and terrorism to evaluate the hugely important dating lives of recent college graduates.
(10/04/14 2:40pm)
A hearty thank you to all the flyerers who we took advantage of put themselves out there, week after week, facing resting bitch face from all who ignore them on Locust. Oh, and sorry if you noticed our eyes glazing over as you informed us about the
importance of political diversity in the modern…oops! Must have dozed off. Tbh, we
really just wanted the flyer.
