Say Anything | Ding, dong, the witch is dead
(05/02/11 11:09am)
If you live in the land of no internet, you might not know that Osama bin Laden is dead.
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Farewell Column by Jessica Goldstein | It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
(04/28/11 3:38am)
You know what feels like it happened forever ago? The College Search.
Say Anything | Ain’t nothin’ but a Fling thang
(04/13/11 8:55am)
As you know, if you’re one of the 8,500 students with a ticket to the Fling concert this year, seating at the show is now assigned by section.
Say Anything | Change we can’t believe in
(03/16/11 8:34am)
Graduation is an event I dread so much I refer to it with the Knocked Up inspired euphemism of “shmaduation.”
Say Anything | Supporting women? Not in my House
(02/23/11 12:08pm)
“I’ve been doing this advocacy for over 20 years, and this is the worst attack we’ve ever seen,” said Maggie Groff, vice president for external affairs of Planned Parenthood in Southeastern Pennsylvania.
Say Anything | ‘Rape’ is a four-letter word
(01/26/11 12:24pm)
“Oh man, that final totally raped me!”
Say Anything | Must be the money
(01/12/11 8:55am)
Seniors for the Penn Fund, or S4TPF for the abbreviation-inclined, is the part of the Penn Fund devoted to fundraising among the current senior class.
Say Anything | Touched by an agent
(12/08/10 10:41am)
If you’re one of many Penn students whose post-finals transit of choice is an airplane, you are likely anticipating a close encounter of the TSA kind. The Transportation Security Administration recently amped up its pat-down technique to better secure the skies. Angry passengers, however, have been calling the measures invasive and even unconstitutional.
Say Anything | Food fight: cake vs. pie
(11/24/10 8:43am)
We have been faced with many an epic smackdown in our time. Cassius Clay vs. Sonny Liston. Jets vs. Sharks. Harry Potter vs. Voldemort. Two sides clash. Only one may emerge victorious. In fact, perhaps only one may emerge at all.
Say Anything | Liz Lemon: grad speaker
(11/10/10 10:01am)
Have you heard that Columbia University students launched the “POTUS Project?” They want President Barack Obama to be their commencement speaker.
Say Anything | (Un)dressing for Halloween
(10/27/10 7:16am)
Halloween is this weekend. What should girls wear? Summed up pretty accurately on the most recent Saturday Night Live episode, fake Barbara Walters says she and Maria Shriver are going to a costume party: “She will be going as a hot, sexy nurse, and I will be going as an old male nurse.”
Say Anything | Don't go for broke
(10/06/10 8:11am)
What’s wrong with unpaid internships? There are lots of things about not being paid for your time and work that are silly, like … not being paid for your time … or your work. The real issue with unpaid internships, though, is that while technically open to the general public, they’re only really available to people who can afford to be unpaid.
Say Anything | No freshman girls allowed
(09/22/10 8:06am)
There is a rule that states that freshman women are not allowed to attend any fall semester sorority events involving alcohol.
Say Anything | Happiness is … a pretty face?
(04/14/10 7:35am)
Are you happier if you’re more attractive?
Say Anything | Boys and girls: more alike than you think
(03/17/10 7:53am)
Two boys, overheard at Pottruck:
Say Anything | Your love is a drug?
(02/24/10 10:12am)
Tiger Woods’ sexcapades are as hard to miss as the latest blizzard. There are numerous theories of Why He Did It, ranging from logical to ridiculous. His current defense is that he’s a sex addict; Woods recently checked into rehab in Mississippi.
Say Anything | (Always) on the edge of 17
(02/12/10 6:19am)
J.D. Salinger died two weeks ago. After taking a moment to mourn the loss of his gregarious personality, we dug out the battered copy of The Catcher in the Rye we swiped from high school. We said goodbye to J.D. by saying hello to Holden again.
Say Anything | Is the president too cool?
(01/27/10 10:16am)
Our fascination with the creation and destruction of celebrities is at once deeply disturbing and strangely understandable.
Say anything | Smells like tween spirit
(01/13/10 3:51am)
Penn students love tween stars. I wish we didn’t, because it’s pretty embarrassing. You can pretend this isn’t true, but all it takes is playing “Party in the USA” at Smokes’ to prove: one, everyone knows the words and, two, everyone is happy to be singing along. It’s weird, isn’t it, how these superstars are about the same age as we are, or younger. These are people who, if not for the fortune of stumbling into the right studio at the right moment in America’s history, would probably be just like us: un-famous undergraduates.
Students flaunt environmental causes
(11/05/07 10:00am)
Red and blue made green Friday as the Penn Environmental Group hosted GreenFest.