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[Alex Small/The Daily Pennsylvanian] Dubilet reveals an Absolut Vodka bottle hidden under his jeans. He successfully taped the bottle to his leg and sneaked it past security.
With the University beefing up security in the days leading up to Fling, we at The Daily Pennsylvanian decided to see if we could pull off what many Quadrangle residents doubtless spent hours trying to accomplish -- sneak alcohol into the Quad.
With the University beefing up security in the days leading up to Fling, we at The Daily Pennsylvanian decided to see if we could pull off what many Quadrangle residents doubtless spent hours trying to accomplish -- sneak alcohol into the Quad.
For those of you reading this while sitting in a classroom, I am so sorry. Signing up for a Friday class -- Wait a minute, I've used this introduction already this semester. Damn!
Outraged students have started a petition urging Penn to repair a crack in the button next to Van Pelt Library as part of a campuswide anti-blight campaign.
In an entrepreneurial move to expand its revenue base, SEPTA announced yesterday that it would start selling bottles of its trademark odor in a limited release at 30th Street Station.
Apparently the organizers of Spring Fling are not much into competition.
Tom Szaky would be graduating from Princeton this year if he had not dropped out and started a million-dollar business -- that relies completely upon worm poop.
A change in this year's Spring Fling policy is preventing student groups from selling beverages during the two-day festival.
Penn got a taste of the exotic last night when Taiwanese acrobats held a show that featured handstands on chairs stacked 30 feet high and a man on a unicycle flipping and balancing bowls on his head.
I could never wear low-rise diapers. I started doing squats as an 8-month-old in the crib, but it didn't help my tushie lose the flab. If someone sucked the fat out of my ass and divided it equally into serving-size portions, it could probably feed the entire Penn community during a famine, if necessary. Add my thighs, and you've got a three-course meal.
Penn's chapters of the Kappa Sigma fraternity and the Chi Omega sorority are currently under investigation for complaints about destructive behavior at a recent pledge event.
Like many of you, the first time I took a drink of Philadelphia tap water on my first day here as a freshman, I got a bit of a surprise. You see, Philadelphia water is flavored, not with lemon or lime, but with what I soon learned to call "Philadelphia Phunk." To avoid the taste of musk in their drinking water -- or wooder, as I am told it is properly pronounced -- a great number of Penn students and other Philadelphia residents fill the pockets of Brita on a regular basis.
"He who pays the piper calls the tune" is an adage that definitely rings true at Stephen Starr's new Rittenhouse Square steakhouse, Barclay Prime. The prices are exorbitant, even prohibitive, but if you are willing to pay top dollar and to dress to impress, it is definitely an experience to remember.
Seeing Il Cantuccio from the outside, you cannot really be sure whether you are about to enter a restaurant or an art gallery.
During a class this summer on American popular culture, another student began her remarks with the following words: "I'm not trying to be all feminist or anything, but ..."
After many years, the paint on the walls of Weightman Hall is showing signs of wearing down.
To register, or not to register?
Picketers from a local carpenter's union continue to demonstrate outside the Strikes bowling lounge, slated to open in the coming weeks.
In-Ho Oh was killed for petty cash, and nothing more.
Solutions by The State News
