We’re getting past the initial start to the school year, and its showing. Now that first impressions are done, students all across campus are deciding that sleeping another 20 minutes is more important than showering. According to statistics I just made up, 1 in 5 freshman will leave for class every day without taking a shower.
Hi, I’m Matt Immerso, and this is disgusting. I’m running for UA and Wharton Class Chair because I believe that Penn deserves better. There will be big burly bodyguards at every college house that won’t let people leave until they clean up. Professors will have the authority to kick students out of class for smelling too bad. I stand for a cleaner Penn. When you’re brushing your teeth, think Matt Immerso. When you’re taking a shower, REALLY think Matt Immerso. And most importantly, when you’re voting for Student Government, think Matt Immerso.
