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DON'T turn the common area into an intergalactic star-studded time shuttle. DO that to your room. That’s awesome.

DON’T leave the door open. DO leave your heart open. Everyone has a story.

DON’T bring your extended collection of adolescent war-themed science fiction action novels to your apartment. DO buy your roommate a collection of his or her own.

DON’T have sex in the shower. It’s too dangerous. DO sing in the shower. It’s mildly entertaining.

DON’T use your roommate’s transcript as a bargaining tool, paper towel, finger football accessory or drinking incentive. DO use it as wallpaper.

DON’T assume your roommate loves “How I Met Your Mother” DO follow sexual innuendos with that catch phrase.

DO exchange drunken escapades stories with your roommate. DON’T let them be heard in the act.

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