*This article appeared in the 2008 Joke Issue.
This week's personality was supposed to be actor-gone-professor Kalpen Modi, better known as . oh, whatever, let's cut the crap.
We didn't get an interview. Again.
We'd like to say we're surprised, but honestly we're past that point.
So in place of an interview, enjoy this lovely picture - the only one, in fact, we've ever been allowed to shoot.
See you in class, Kal. Maybe.
