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This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu NaasapeemapedlinThis article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-Mart This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUE This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantThis article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefThis article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorThis article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorThis article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantThis article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN! This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACE This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACEPunch Bowl is not a publication of The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc., although we get a lot of mail from people who think it is. The Daily Pennsylvanian is a "newspaper" allegedly published by The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. for the University of Pennsylvania community, except for people who live at 4103 Locust Street. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACEPunch Bowl is not a publication of The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc., although we get a lot of mail from people who think it is. The Daily Pennsylvanian is a "newspaper" allegedly published by The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. for the University of Pennsylvania community, except for people who live at 4103 Locust Street.Jennifer Baldino, Kenneth Wildes and Nancy Nowicki have sole authority for the content of the "newspaper." No other parties are in any way responsible for the newspaper's content, and believe us, it's better that way. All people with inquiries or complaints concerning that content should be terminated. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACEPunch Bowl is not a publication of The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc., although we get a lot of mail from people who think it is. The Daily Pennsylvanian is a "newspaper" allegedly published by The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. for the University of Pennsylvania community, except for people who live at 4103 Locust Street.Jennifer Baldino, Kenneth Wildes and Nancy Nowicki have sole authority for the content of the "newspaper." No other parties are in any way responsible for the newspaper's content, and believe us, it's better that way. All people with inquiries or complaints concerning that content should be terminated.Martha Stewart, This is Your Life! is published on alternate Wednesdays in Cardiff, Wales during the fall and spring semesters, and weekly in Moscow during summer sessions, except on Yom Kippur, when the urge to smuggle ham and cheese sandwiches into synagogue keeps us away from here. The Daily Pennsylvanian is available free of charge, one copy per reader, at the doors of fraternity parties all over campus. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACEPunch Bowl is not a publication of The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc., although we get a lot of mail from people who think it is. The Daily Pennsylvanian is a "newspaper" allegedly published by The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. for the University of Pennsylvania community, except for people who live at 4103 Locust Street.Jennifer Baldino, Kenneth Wildes and Nancy Nowicki have sole authority for the content of the "newspaper." No other parties are in any way responsible for the newspaper's content, and believe us, it's better that way. All people with inquiries or complaints concerning that content should be terminated.Martha Stewart, This is Your Life! is published on alternate Wednesdays in Cardiff, Wales during the fall and spring semesters, and weekly in Moscow during summer sessions, except on Yom Kippur, when the urge to smuggle ham and cheese sandwiches into synagogue keeps us away from here. The Daily Pennsylvanian is available free of charge, one copy per reader, at the doors of fraternity parties all over campus.No one reads this far into the small print in a regular issue of the DP. We could do this every night and not a single person would notice. But we don't. Why? Because we don't want to take the chance that ONE person would freak out because the small print said something zany. Heaven forbid that would happen. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACEPunch Bowl is not a publication of The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc., although we get a lot of mail from people who think it is. The Daily Pennsylvanian is a "newspaper" allegedly published by The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. for the University of Pennsylvania community, except for people who live at 4103 Locust Street.Jennifer Baldino, Kenneth Wildes and Nancy Nowicki have sole authority for the content of the "newspaper." No other parties are in any way responsible for the newspaper's content, and believe us, it's better that way. All people with inquiries or complaints concerning that content should be terminated.Martha Stewart, This is Your Life! is published on alternate Wednesdays in Cardiff, Wales during the fall and spring semesters, and weekly in Moscow during summer sessions, except on Yom Kippur, when the urge to smuggle ham and cheese sandwiches into synagogue keeps us away from here. The Daily Pennsylvanian is available free of charge, one copy per reader, at the doors of fraternity parties all over campus.No one reads this far into the small print in a regular issue of the DP. We could do this every night and not a single person would notice. But we don't. Why? Because we don't want to take the chance that ONE person would freak out because the small print said something zany. Heaven forbid that would happen.Hey, did you know that the first governor of New York was George Clinton? It's true, man, look it up. Or better yet, just go ask him. This article appeared in the joke issue."Thank you, come again!"– Apu Naasapeemapedlinon visitors to his Quick-E-MartTHIS TISSUEAmy Lipman (Not really the) Design AssistantMao Zedong World Page BriefFletcher Towell News Night EditorEvelyn Hockstein Photo Night EditorHeidi Korn Editorial AssistantMarv Dash Sports Night Editor WE FUCKED UP -- AGAIN!For years, the DP has been erroneously reporting that we all attend the University of Pennsylvania. In fact, we go to Penn State. Also, a sentence in today's correction box ends on a preposition. But it's not immediately clear which one we're talking about.If you have a comment or question about the fairness or accuracy of a story, please do not call Managing Editor Mike Madden at 898-6585 ext. 138. Instead, call Jonathan Shulman, legislative aide to the Maryland General Assembly, at 301-858-3460.THE PINK PALACEPunch Bowl is not a publication of The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc., although we get a lot of mail from people who think it is. The Daily Pennsylvanian is a "newspaper" allegedly published by The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. for the University of Pennsylvania community, except for people who live at 4103 Locust Street.Jennifer Baldino, Kenneth Wildes and Nancy Nowicki have sole authority for the content of the "newspaper." No other parties are in any way responsible for the newspaper's content, and believe us, it's better that way. All people with inquiries or complaints concerning that content should be terminated.Martha Stewart, This is Your Life! is published on alternate Wednesdays in Cardiff, Wales during the fall and spring semesters, and weekly in Moscow during summer sessions, except on Yom Kippur, when the urge to smuggle ham and cheese sandwiches into synagogue keeps us away from here. The Daily Pennsylvanian is available free of charge, one copy per reader, at the doors of fraternity parties all over campus.No one reads this far into the small print in a regular issue of the DP. We could do this every night and not a single person would notice. But we don't. Why? Because we don't want to take the chance that ONE person would freak out because the small print said something zany. Heaven forbid that would happen.Hey, did you know that the first governor of New York was George Clinton? It's true, man, look it up. Or better yet, just go ask him.Office & Mailing Address: 121 College Hall Philadelphia, PA 19104 Business/Advertising: [phone disconnected due to unpaid bills] News/Editorial: 898-MELT Facts: Won't find 'em here E-mail: amark@hotsex.com Classified Advertising may be placed at the above address. Especially if it's for an escort service or a phone sex service or something nasty. But don't tell Tagar. Horas de oficina: Monday, 1-2 p.m. Subscriptions to The Wacky World of DP Fun may be ordered for $200,000 per academic year. '1_"_A§ 1776 The Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc.
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