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BY Exit 7A, the Rocket was still on the road, thanks to Penske's absence, although Jasper was asleep at the wheel. HERSCHEL Walker's new home passed and next up was Monopod's pad, where the Rocket was exchanged for the Autobahn. THE next stop was Bristol to visit Swami Headquarters, but Monopod forgot his equipment. ROCKET is what Monopod did on the highway, while Jasper slept and Woodstock kavetched, but didn't drool -- all the way to Hanover. With seven passes, Dirty Dancing was still short. So Andrew's Weenie and Go South joined the band, although they were shunned at the half-time shootout. ROLLED out is what the free throw did. And the heckler was proven correct. But of course, he's not a Dartmouth fan. ON top of Rock Around is where the students celebrated. Hut II was joined by Hike, but Hut I didn't show up. Pulling out of the lot, Tequila was confronted by a Green Peace fanatic, who requested the proper disposal of his bottle. Post-game plans were dashed because the Wing Ding was gone when we arrived. · FORGET the score is what the Nine Fonzies did in Room 317, while Yolanda tried to sleep next door. Rock Around wet the stairwell, while Tequila dipped on the sheets. Instead of sleeping on soap, Tequila tried to dirty Rock Around's bed. But instead, Tolerance and Rock Around tried to banishTequila to 316. THE Poultry Palace was breakfast the next day. But Woodstock forgot to fast. Monopod stole Dirty Dancing's wings to tie the rookie record. Mighty Morphin showed off his ballet and threatened His Weenie. But he was called away, and the floor show ended. GAME time arrived with special appearances by Armani, The Great Guru and Impeach, Sr. But the real balling took place at the half. HEAD for West Hartford is what the Autobahn did -- after the trade fell through. HOME is where the bread is -- at least in West Hartford. The Red Rocket was reboarded, and Gloves took the keys. Stop signs being optional, Monopod navigated the Rocket to Eddie's party. Arsenio was not to be found. And like The Streak and Mrs. Nixon, the journey was all finished.