QUAKER OATS:

RICK -- Hielscher's (a.k.a. the worst player in the Ivy League) 10 minutes of play were like a birthday present (even better than Tequila) for Felon, his favorite (and perhaps only) fan. Good thing, because Felon thought his present would be coming from Yoda in the form of free tickets. Believe it or not, Felon was convinced that not only had he told Pete about his 21st birthday, but he had also conducted the best interview in Yoda's career. This time the mystery faxer that had some of us fooled was Big Red Thief's Dad and photocopier extraordinaire, Stephen. RICK -- Hielscher's (a.k.a. the worst player in the Ivy League) 10 minutes of play were like a birthday present (even better than Tequila) for Felon, his favorite (and perhaps only) fan. Good thing, because Felon thought his present would be coming from Yoda in the form of free tickets. Believe it or not, Felon was convinced that not only had he told Pete about his 21st birthday, but he had also conducted the best interview in Yoda's career. This time the mystery faxer that had some of us fooled was Big Red Thief's Dad and photocopier extraordinaire, Stephen.AND -- getting there was half the fun as the Tri Rasta Impastas used the train trip as a way to expand their fan club overseas as a charming English tourist chick was so captivated by their attire that she posed with them in a picture. RICK -- Hielscher's (a.k.a. the worst player in the Ivy League) 10 minutes of play were like a birthday present (even better than Tequila) for Felon, his favorite (and perhaps only) fan. Good thing, because Felon thought his present would be coming from Yoda in the form of free tickets. Believe it or not, Felon was convinced that not only had he told Pete about his 21st birthday, but he had also conducted the best interview in Yoda's career. This time the mystery faxer that had some of us fooled was Big Red Thief's Dad and photocopier extraordinaire, Stephen.AND -- getting there was half the fun as the Tri Rasta Impastas used the train trip as a way to expand their fan club overseas as a charming English tourist chick was so captivated by their attire that she posed with them in a picture.RASTRO -- had prized tickets for Sleeper, Alabama Slamma and Gloves, or rather Glove who seems to have lost one of his prized possessions. The three succumbed to a scalper instead of waiting for Rastro and Office Hours to arrive midway through the first half. Even though old habits never die it seems as if Rastro is spending so much time with numbers that he and Elias have a similar problem. Illiteracy, that is. Rastro neglected to read the UB1 on his tickets signifying that his third-row choice seats were actually behind the rest of DPOSTM in the third row of the upper balcony. RICK -- Hielscher's (a.k.a. the worst player in the Ivy League) 10 minutes of play were like a birthday present (even better than Tequila) for Felon, his favorite (and perhaps only) fan. Good thing, because Felon thought his present would be coming from Yoda in the form of free tickets. Believe it or not, Felon was convinced that not only had he told Pete about his 21st birthday, but he had also conducted the best interview in Yoda's career. This time the mystery faxer that had some of us fooled was Big Red Thief's Dad and photocopier extraordinaire, Stephen.AND -- getting there was half the fun as the Tri Rasta Impastas used the train trip as a way to expand their fan club overseas as a charming English tourist chick was so captivated by their attire that she posed with them in a picture.RASTRO -- had prized tickets for Sleeper, Alabama Slamma and Gloves, or rather Glove who seems to have lost one of his prized possessions. The three succumbed to a scalper instead of waiting for Rastro and Office Hours to arrive midway through the first half. Even though old habits never die it seems as if Rastro is spending so much time with numbers that he and Elias have a similar problem. Illiteracy, that is. Rastro neglected to read the UB1 on his tickets signifying that his third-row choice seats were actually behind the rest of DPOSTM in the third row of the upper balcony.SUCK -- or rather sucks to be from Princeton as the Old Fogey Fan found out on the way back when he was swarmed by raging Penn fans. Also discovered on the way home was Boom-Boom's disdain for full-service gas stations and the story of the Banquet, which according to Klueless, was not much of a story.