Taking reader feedback into consideration, we at The Daily Pennsylvanian are placing an embargo on writing about the following topics:
The 2016 election
Amy Gutmann’s salary
The University of Pennsylvania
Black Lives Matter
That one white guy who sits behind you in your Philosophy class and raises his hand too much.
Pineapple on pizza
The Daily Pennsylvanian
Whether you should switch to a STEM major
Things that are not bananas
Things that may or may not be bananas
No, we don’t want to date you, stop asking
Your boyfriend’s past sexual conquests
Whether "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" was a good movie
Words that begin with “A.”
Words that end with “A.”
Any time period after the 17th century
These changes should lead to a more relevant and interesting Daily Pennsylvanian. Creating newsworthy content is important to us, and we hope that these changes lead to an improved reading experience.
Editor’s Note: This article is part of The Daily Pennsylvanian’s annual joke issue. Read more about the history of joke issue here.
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