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Amy Gutmann

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That one white guy who sits behind you in your Philosophy class and raises his hand too much.

Pineapple on pizza

The Daily Pennsylvanian

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Whether "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" was a good movie

Words that begin with “A.”

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Consonants

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My feelings

Memes

Any time period after the 17th century


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Editor’s Note: This article is part of The Daily Pennsylvanian’s annual joke issue. Read more about the history of joke issue here.

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