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Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2025
The Daily Pennsylvanian

Mohammed Alyahya


The Daily Pennsylvanian

I’ve been doing some research on potential retirement destinations for unsung despots. After an extensive process of elimination, I’ve isolated two that would not abhor your presence: North Korea and Mars. For logistical reasons, I highly recommend you sacrifice human habitability and opt for North Korea.