Alex Weinstein

My friends and I slogged our way over the Locust Walk bridge and down past Huntsman, moving just fast enough to still call it moving. We were near the back of the procession, behind the dental students who proudly hoisted their battle flag, a five-foot toothbrush.

When mom and dad ask us "What are going to do with your life?" they ask with a lot of worried expectation.

Despite its Ivy League credentials, a Penn education can only go so far; for life's real mysteries, students have to delve deeper.

Penn's failure to disclose its relationship with CitiAssist has little to do with crimes committed at other implicated schools.

The Recording Industry Association of America has no right to ask colleges to reveal the identities of students who are downloading music.

Wooing Penn women involves a delicate balance of obnoxiousness, sarcasm and complete disrespect.

To fully appreciate Baker's speech, graduating seniors have a responsibility to research the facts and tune out the spin.

There are many options for spring break locations - some are good, some are bad, and some involve tear-away pants.

Thanks to Penn's follow-through on promoting interdisciplinary education, Marx and Nietzsche are making a comeback.

It's about time the Penn community recognized that there is a former president in the ranks of its many celebrated alumni.