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You need a date. Trust me. Unless you're one of the Orthodox Jews or Southern Baptists who came to Penn with their spouse, you've probably felt a bit lonely at some point. My normal solution to loneliness is to go to the Greek Lady and eat cheesesteaks until my heart rate plunges and I fall asleep.