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COLUMN: Why you will not read this column

By Ron Lin's and "Intellectual Pornoraphy," Fall '00 · April 14, 2000

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Students perform good deeds

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Helena Wolin · April 14, 2000

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Penn nears decision on e-privacy

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Jeffrey Joseph · April 14, 2000

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Schnur gets Swimming coaching job

By the , Penn and Jason Bodnar · April 14, 2000

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Updike draws big audience

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Katie Ambrogi · April 14, 2000

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Prof's portrait missing in action

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Eric Dash · April 14, 2000

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W. Golf aims to break 400 at Ivy tournament

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Raj Merchant · April 14, 2000

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GUEST COLUMNIST: The honest truth: Why I don't lie

By Geoffrey Anders · April 14, 2000

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fling 2000: Penn students ready, willing and able to Fling

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Nikki Cyter · April 14, 2000

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M. Lax faces Brown in final Ivy contest

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Sebastian Stockman · April 14, 2000

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Softball to try to turn Ivy fortunes

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Prescott Johnson · April 14, 2000

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Students receive crash course on IMF

By the , Penn , Josh , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Joshua Runyan · April 14, 2000

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Alums keep learning through online club

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Flora Parhizgari · April 14, 2000

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SPRING EDITORIAL: Fling me baby one more time!

April 14, 2000

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Hollywood career awaits Penn senior

By the , Penn , Daily Pennsylvanian , The Daily Pennsylvanian and Victoria Sun · April 13, 2000

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Admissions rates down at most Ivies

By Dana Klinek · April 13, 2000

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LETTERS: Thursday, April 13, 2000

April 13, 2000

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