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Flipped Car On 34th

We're not sure how or when this happened, but several early-bird tipsters have informed us of a flipped car on 34th Street between Chestnut and Sansom.

Student Climbs The Tampons

Well, kinda. But we applaud this young gentleman's efforts nevertheless.

Movie Mondays

Wanna take that cute girl in your Psych class out? Scared she might say no? Can't help ya there. Scared it might burn a hole in your wallet? Fear not!

Halal Down There!

Watch out, folks! A new food truck has hit the streets of campus.

Penn Course Review To The Rescue

It's that time of year again: course selection season.

Dave Monkeys Around

Liked what you saw yesterday? (If not, the "like" button is just under the post and we suggest you use it.) Lucky for you, David Ray Agyekum and Adam Alexander Hamilton are back with the highly anticipated Part 2 of their video campaign, reminding us that there's nothing quite like gorilla warfare to ensure your spot in the government.

Dave Against The Machine

The pros and cons of getting your campaign video out late.

College T-Shirt Contest

In the spirit of fighting over the designs for your frat/sorority/eco-group Fling shirt/pinny/leotard, the folks at the College Dean's Advisory Board bring you its annual T-shirt contest.

Penn's Pretty People Promote PFW

Forget the age-old, proven methods of pop culture spoofs and campy humor—Penn's Fashion Week doesn't settle for those juvenile gimmicks. Get this: their promo video is not funny. Intentionally!

Free Chocolate in Houston--The lovely people at the Penn Gastronomy Club are at it again. Today they bring you Penn's Chocolate Festival, featuring some of Philadelphia's best chocolatiers. The event's going on RIGHT NOW in the Hall of Flags until 3PM. So now's probably a good day to get over that chocolate allergy.

Robots! Pandas! Mantles?

Lay down your Hamiltons—for just 10 bucks a pop, SPEC's Jazz & Groove division, in conjunction with the Interactive Media Group, presents RJD2 (not to be confused with the Star Wars robot), Gold Panda (what's up with the DJ panda obsession?) and Dam Mantle (no snarky joke here, sorry).

Alternative Fling Break

Everyone loves to hate those really intense, take-themselves-too-seriously, horrible monster movies, right?

Penn Reading Project: Let The Games Begin

The book that next year's freshmen will pretend to have read by the time NSO rolls around is Jane McGonagall's McGonigal's Reality Is Broken: Why Games Make Us Better and How They Can Change the World.

Penn Med Ranked #2 by US News & World Report—This is good news since we hold the prestige of being the first medical school in the whole entire country, and it'd kinda suck to be the first and the worst.

MASALA!

Where all the Masala fans at?!

We Found You!

Note To Self: If your camouflage suit is still in the wash, there are other discrete ways to steal a lunchbox.

Bachelor Beat—We tipped you off two weeks ago, but the announcement was made official last night on the season finale of The Bachelor. The next Bachelorette is (ex-?) Penn Dental student and Pottruck instructor Ashley Hebert. The show airs May 23rd on ABC, and you'd best be watching.

Manicure For The Cure

The birds are a’chirping, the sun is a’shining, and the frat bros are up to their old stunts on Locust Walk. That’s right, kids! Spring is in the air.

It's Not Over 'Til the Penn Lady Wins

We know the frequency of Ashley Hebert posts on this site is about to rival the amount of times Facebook groups spam you with messages ("Come to our event!"—"Event starts in 4.82 minutes!"—"Event just started! I'm on Facebook! You should be here!"—"OMG! Event was so awesome! Thanks for clicking 'Maybe Attending'!"), but you'd best get used to seeing lots more of the Penn Dental celeb.

Bennetration

For excerpts from Ben's letter interspersed with our own contemporary interpretations, read on after the jump.