The Lupe Fiasco
(01/25/10 4:06pm)
Remember that “M.U.S.I.C. for Your Mind” crew that put on the actually kind of awesome Girl Talk show?
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Trash Talking
(01/21/10 7:46pm)
Let's get ready to rumble recycle! Penn's latest green campaign, RecycleMania, kicks off this Monday in Houston Hall from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. with the Recycling Bin Rally. The first 200 Penn staff/students to show up get free personal recycling bins, and, assuming they have any sense of beauty in this world, will immediately go home and Bedazzle them. Running through March 28th, RecycleMania includes panel discussions, brown bag lunches, and plenty of tips and tricks to become a full-fledged member of the Green Fad Movement.
Woodland Walk It Out
(01/20/10 10:43pm)
Tipster Paige Rubin informs us that Woodland Walk is once again open. Finally, we can get to the Vet School from Spruce faster! Pass things through the Nipple more efficiently! Um... visit Stouffer? Regardless of what business you have on this thoroughfare, there are still fences and construction gear a-plenty, so you'll have to wait a little longer for that perfect scenic stroll.
Penn Museum = Times Square
(01/20/10 6:43pm)
Time to bust out your inappropriately-sparkly dresses again, guys, it's the New Year: Chinese-style! As far as campus is concerned, the Penn Museum is Times Square for all of your celebratory needs. According to the Penn Almanac, we can "Roar into the New Year with the power and courage of a Tiger!" Who knew it was also the year of the Pun?
NSOver Again?
(01/18/10 3:00pm)
Remember when all those idealistic Stud-Gov freshmen candidates were running around campus, littering Penn with posters, videos, and impossible promises? Well, apparently those who won have stuck true to their word and created some sort of time machine to bring us all back to the debauchery of first semester. Either that, or it's a bunch of random events this week that apparently resemble NSO.
The Coke Side Of Penn
(01/13/10 4:43pm)
Someone, somewhere has finally answered one small part of our Penn Dining prayers. All of the Pepsi soda machines in Penn soft drink establishments-- such as Houston Hall, Commons, and the Palestra-- have been replaced with good ol' American Coke. And not that coke, guys-- it's Coca-Cola! The old school flavors like Sprite and Diet Coke are there, but they also have those newfangled ones like Coke Zero and Fanta. As long as they don't try to go all flavor-shot fancy like Wawa, we think this is a very, very good thing.
Facebook Freshmen Tweak Us Out
(01/05/10 4:20pm)
With grades supposedly coming out today eventually, some of you might be switching from “really interesting” Spring classes to some in the 1.0 difficulty range. If your schedule needs tweaking, never fear; Penn freshmen are here!
Snow Much Fun
(12/20/09 12:57am)
Freshmen were out in full force celebrating their first real Penn snowfall! Quad-dwellers took a break from being some of the only people left on campus (way to go Math department) to have good, old-fashioned snowball fights and make good, old-fashioned snow nipples. Miss out? Apparently another fight is scheduled to go down later if you're itching to douse someone in snow.
Lo-coal-st Walk
(12/11/09 6:56pm)
People are actually using this random tray of coals by Skulls to fight the well-below-freezing temperatures. And by people we obviously mean us! Those things are warm! Anyone know where they came from? Maybe some naughty kid on campus got Christmas coal early. Patience, Santa, tonight's only Hanukkah.
A New Place to Park It
(11/05/09 8:08pm)
In a move similar to the nerd-land conquests, Penn laid claim to 24 acres of land between Walnut and Spruce Street. Once serving as some US Postal Service thing, it then became some place east of campus that no one ever really thought about. Until now. Because we're getting a park!
Dean Furda Admits All
(10/27/09 10:00pm)
Last week, we indulged our hate nostalgia for the days of college applications and read questions for Penn Dean of Admissions Eric Furda through The Choice. Fortunately, parents have completely calmed down about the process, College Board dissolved the SAT, and instead of essays, applicants just have to win at leap frog. Sike! Everything still sucks.
Getting In The Zone
(10/08/09 6:17pm)
Sometimes we want something with bread, cheese, tomato sauce, and a variety of possible toppings, but we don't want it to be in the form of a pizza. Until recently, there was nothing we could do to satisfy that craving!