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He sure knows how to make an impression. Pictured here is George Patterson, Penn cricketeer and professional paddle poser from the class of 1888. His pouty face and stern grip are entrancing, right? Cricket was Penn's first organized sport, started in 1842.
A weak economy and annual tuition increases bring about...what? Longer work days? Social spending cuts? One less trip to the Maldives? Sure. But what we don't usually consider when we don't have the dough for college is the increasingly popular market for Sugar Daddies. That's right. Daddies made of sugar.
Keep an eye out for something unbelievable...
Natural Disturbances and Human Disasters, also known as Geology 103, has a new instructor in town. This tenured professor of the geology department is not only a science wiz -- he's also quite the charmer. Check out his email to the class listserv below to find out why:
Taking into consideration the seemingly cockatoo-like paper bags on their heads, these ladies look fantastic! Pictured here is one of the earliest graduating classes of the Penn School of Nursing, formally established in 1935. They sure have come a long way.
Freshbabies: you survived your first semester! Sophokittens: the sophomore slump will be over someday. Junebugs: it's Day One and the internship search is already in full grind. Seniors: say this aloud: It's my final semester at Penn (bummer).
There comes a time in the young Penn student's life when he/she either chooses to take the path to creative humor or the path to dreary lameitude. If that doesn't make things clear for ya, stop reading this post right now (No, please don't! We're trying to be funny).
Pictured here is CIS 240 instructor and Certified Badass, CJ Taylor. Nobody seems to be scared, sans the diva on his left who appears to be shrieking. Bravo, Professor.
There's no fire! A steam valve was released as a security precaution. Check out The DP for more info.
Scratch this off your list of study spaces, cuz the eastern half of the library's been inundated due to a leaky pipe. Damage is still being assessed. Check The DP for more info.
Philly the #3 dirtiest city in the nation -- says Forbes. We're just behind Fresno and Bakersfield, CA. Filthadelphiaaaaaa. On the bright side, does this make us the #1 dirtiest Ivy?
Every now and then, there comes a time on UTB where we lay the jokes aside and give some insightful tips that don't include things like this and this. Jk we'll never stop foolin'. However, we have a heart that beats for all of you out there who just need some help getting through your exams, so check out these warm and cozy yummies that might ease your suffering a bit. You are not alone. Everyone may look like they're on top of their biz, but most of them end up crying themselves to sleep at some point. Find your friends that are worse off than you are and ask them how they're doing. You'll feel better in no time. Do some exercise. You'd be surprised at how much a 10 minute jog actually helps you calm down. Yes, you're busy, blah blah, but do it. Trust us. Change up your study spaces. Sitting in one area all day erryday makes it even harder to concentrate. Take breaks. Write for an hour, then watch an episode of Hannah Montana. Make social plans. Have something to look forward to that night so you're more likely to get your stuff done. Remember that you go to one of the most competitive and prestigious universities in da country. The work is worth it. Watch this. You'll pee yourself. Also, remember that you're beautiful, talented, and smart. Brown can eat it.
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Check it out! They event starts pretty shortly so get on your slippers and trench coats and scurry out to the library.
This girl. That's right, you no longer need to go through the trauma of building your class schedule cuz she'll do it for ya. The class of 2016 clearly has a promising pool of entrepreneurs. Can't hurt to try, right?
Quick! Go get a gift under the Christmas tree next to College Hall. They're even wrapped! Boxes include a red bull, pong balls, candy, and more, all thanks to Co-Ed Supply. How do we know? Needless to say, this writer snagged a gift for himself. Oops.
Remember that time your professor said something that made you drop your jaw due to the severity of awesome that came from his mouth? In this case, his fingers were the ones bestowing the awesome upon his students. That's right, he sent an email. Pictured above is the end of an email that a visiting-from-Harvard BEPP 203 professor sent to his students. No wonder all the Harvard kids get A's.
Skulls settles law suit for $3 million -- after the death of a John Carroll University student in January 2011 at the former chapter house. Check out The DP story for full coverage.
Welcome to finals, Freshies! This back door to a cabinet under the desk of a GSR in Huntsman Hall was manipulated by some sleepy heathens. Just so ya know, sleep is for the weak. And by weak, we mean those who are below the average. Just use the white board next time, OK?
University Professor Adrian Raine, as many professors do, wrote some books. Unlike most (all?) of the rest, however, Raine's book The Anatomy of Violence: The Biological Roots of Crime was picked up by Homeland producers Howard Gordon and Alex Gansa and inspired a new TV show called Anatomy of Violence, as reported by TV Guide. That's a big deal! Even more impressive, it was bought by CBS. So far they've agreed to a pilot production, but let's be serious: these producers don't mess around.