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Alec Webley | Trusting Penn’s Trustees

(06/16/11 7:06am)

Pity the poor City University of New York Board of Trustees (you know, the ones who denied Pulitzer-winning playwright Tony Kushner an honorary degree owing to one trustee’s totally false impression of said playwright’s views on Israel). Why? Because when it comes to exercising covert influence on their institutions they’re such a sad amateur outfit. I hope that one or two of those trustees are coming to the meeting of the Penn Board of Trustees so they can learn at the feet of masters.







Smart Alec | Inequality without reason

(03/03/11 11:22am)

Next year, Penn will exclude medically necessary treatment for some transsexuals from the staff and faculty healthcare plan. It will do so despite the heartfelt pleas of its employees, despite the recommendation of its benefits committee, despite the miniscule cost of the addition and despite the inclusion of exactly those benefits in the student healthcare plan this year. Why?








Smart Alec | Abolish final examinations

(12/09/10 10:12am)

Festivus, the holiday designed by Seinfeld’s George Costanza to replace Christmas, features Feats of Strength (“not the Feats of Strength!”). At Penn, our holiday ritual is the Feat of Sleeplessness: not sleeping and being proud of it. It’s just one way college students hurt themselves. What makes it special is that our professors don’t just tolerate it; they mandate it. But this unhealthy state of affairs can and should change — if we decide to radically rethink assessment in education.


Smart Alec | The trouble was trust

(12/02/10 11:32am)

It was the minute that transformed a tragedy into a triumph. A little more than 60 seconds separated two carjackers crashing their vehicle into the barrier on 40th and Locust streets, their apprehension by the Penn police, the shootout and the situation’s resolution. Behind that minute lay sophisticated technology, complex logistics and years and years of training. It all worked flawlessly.



Smart Alec | Fund real interculturalism

(11/11/10 11:16am)

It’s $35,000 of your and your parents’ hard-earned money. It’s allocated by a board of people you’ve never met, to events you seldom hear about, without any public records or accountability. Worst of all, it doesn’t fulfill its official reason for existence — all it does is line the pockets of six powerful coalitions at Penn. It’s called the Intercultural Fund, and it should be redirected to its original mission — interculturalism — fast.