Guest Column by Luis Vargas | Cinco de Febrero is not a Mexican holiday
(02/12/14 11:02pm)
It's a shame that there are members of the Penn community that feel comfortable throwing a party with a theme that is blatantly racist. Didn’t get invited? Well, I did. Our “amigos” at “El Deuce” are throwing a party this Saturday called “CINCO DE FEBRERO”. Get ready for a tantalizing cultural experience that promises to turn hideous females only worthy of sexual misadventures into beautiful nubile maidens, hold a sacrificial piñata ceremony at midnight and serve “Agua” in both blue and red variations.