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Penn Boy Band Sings Ode To Adderall
(05/29/14 5:50pm)
...and it's kind of amazing. The NYC-based and Penn-attending trio, appropriately named Hey Day, has a new single out that perfectly captures young, Ivy League love and exposes the key to our hearts: prescription drugs. The lead singer recounts the daily struggle of trying to focus on a girl but having an attention deficit, an apparent struggle for aspiring "accessible rock stars." The song was publicized and reviewed by TSM and is thus officially sorority betch approved. If you love a good pun (lookin' adderall the tiiiime--the lyrics are actually really clever), this may be your new summer jam. Indulge in this drug-infused love story, because only Penn students would earnestly rhyme cinnamon with ritalin.
Adorable Wharton Professor Treats Class To Jam Sesh
(04/30/14 5:49pm)
Yesterday, the usual sounds of frantic typing, discussing business analytics, and crying that usually ring through the halls of Huntsman were halted by the sweet sounds of music. For her last LGST215 class, Professor Light whipped out her trusty banjo and played a song she wrote for her students about Environmental Management. It truly was, as it says in the description on YouTube, "a wonderful visual and auditory feast!" (Seriously, it says that.) Just like the students who mumble the words on screen, we guarantee this song will be stuck in your head for the next three days. Even us non-Whartonites who have no idea what the f^%# she is talking about.
New Guys Coming To Penn
(04/18/14 8:45pm)
Who's that girl.... it's SPEC!
Desperate Professors - Episode 1: Oceanography
(04/14/14 5:51pm)
On April 1st, students in Oceanography 130 got an interesting email. Due to low attendance in the class, the Professor stated that she would start rewarding those who showed up to lecture by giving out prizes. You know, because nothing gets the fire burning like a 1 in 200 chance of a Starbucks gift card!
Chasing Amy: Locust Runway
(04/08/14 6:04pm)
It's warm out! It's iced coffee season! You're not the only one taking advantage of the warm weather. Madame President was spotted strutting down Locust today looking fierce as ever. While simultaneously juggling Quaker Days and parents' meetings--and just generally running the world--A-Gut looks cool, calm, and collected chatting with a pal as if it's totally casual for her to walk among us peasants. University Presidents...they're just like us! Except that she was probably off to somewhere really important, while you were sitting, pretending to work but really trying to beat 2048. It's okay, because so were we.
Penn Masala Goes Viral
(04/04/14 5:40pm)
Following the trend set by Pentatonix, who made Evolution of Music and Evolution of Beyoncé, Penn Masala takes us on a magical, musical journey from 1940s Bollywood to the Bollywood of today. The outfit changes are just the icing on top (s/o to the backwards hats of the 80s). This vid has over 700k views and has been getting love left and right from sources like HuffPo and even Bollywood stars themselves! (Check out their FB page for some classy #humblebrags). If you don't know Masala, they're the FIRST EVER a cappella group devoted to Hindi music---regular Penn students like you and me, except that they tour Asia, make videos that go viral, and, y'know, casually sing for the president. Check out Masala on iTunes for more!
The Sceney-est Places To Nap At Penn
(03/06/14 3:56pm)
Is it just us or is someone sleeping in every public place on campus? It's midterm season. We're tired. But the budding socialite in us all knows that we need still need to SABS. Even when we're taking a study snooze break, our peers are watching.
People Who Went To Penn: Hal Prince
(03/01/14 3:02pm)
And a 5, 6, 7, 8!
Flyer of the Week: PENNaach Presents "Inception"
(02/07/14 10:51pm)
Our pick for flyer of the week goes to the graceful women of Penn's only all-female South Asian fusion dance troupe. PENNaach's fall show "Inception: It's Naach Just A Dream" is sure to be a good time as they shake their way through different dimensions, spin like Leo's top and twerk into your dreams. Honestly, look how chic they look in their event cover photo. Plus the subtitle evokes an underrated 2010 Nelly hit jam. Race down to IGT Tonight and Tomorrow for this fantastical show!
Penn Scientists Combat Baldness
(02/03/14 8:11pm)
Male pattern baldness gotcha down? Never fret! Science is here for you. The mad scientists in the Perelman Med School claim to be in the first steps of the process of full hair regrowth. Penn researchers understand the struggle of the "most common cosmetic plight" and don't want you or your scalp to be judged any longer.
11 Ways To Maximize Your Snow Day
(01/22/14 11:11pm)
Oh, the weather outside is weather! We hope you all enjoyed your day and a half snow day! Don't just lay around today, Quakers. Be resourceful! Here are some suggestions on how to use all this snow: Making a snowman of your favorite Penn personality: we want to see frozen A-Gut, D-Furds, Ben Franklin, etc. Sending dramatic Snapchats to your friends at southern schools Make rushees do naked snow angels for stronger bond of brotherhood or whatever Sledding down the Locust bridge Take this unexpected break as a chance to catch up on all the reading that you've been neglecting because of rush (JK, we know you're sitting in bed watching "Scandal") Homemade slushies Instagramming the snow (and become UTB-famous by adding #UTBSnowDay) Making fun of people who use umbrellas in the snow An excuse from every obligation you have today, tomorrow, next week, ever A justification for why you fell two times in one day (and definitely NOT because you're hungover from date night) Go ahead. Belt "Let It Go" from "Frozen" in public at the top of your lungs. This is your time. Do what the Penn Ski Team did:
Crazy Penn Students Do WHAT WHERE?!
(12/23/13 5:24pm)
You've only been home for a couple days and you're already Pennsick, right? Buzzfeed took the liberty to remind us that underneath the Ivy academics, illustrious faculty, and promise of careers at big fancy companies, we're all just a buncha pervs tryna get lucky under the button. We at UTB couldn't be prouder that our namesake is on Buzzfeed's 6 cRaZiEsT College Traditions.
Flyer Of The Week: "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown"
(12/06/13 6:22pm)
This week's Flyer Of The Week has us feeling all nostalgic, thanks to Stimulus Children's Theater's production of "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown." With finals coming up, we're all feeling a little like Charlie Brown. CB understands the struggle and was always there with optimistic (?) nuggets of wisdom. Our "New Philosophy" is that this show is going to be adorable. It's tonight and tomorrow in the Class of '49 Auditorium with all of your favorites from the Peanuts Gang! Break a leg, Stim!
Locust Flaikus
(11/14/13 8:23pm)
Flyerers, we commend you on your commitment to your causes. Standing out in the cold takes chutzpah! Can't say we're gonna come to your events, but you have earned our respect. West Philly Swingers present: The Adventures of Superlead and Wonderfollow We don't really get The title of your show but Can't go wrong with swing! SPEC Concerts presents: The Neighbourhood Dark pop band of dudes SPEC is redeeming itself Concert on Friday Penn Players presents: Assassins Sondheim is a boss Watch 'em try to shoot the prez Break a leg, Players! Penn Sirens presents: Treble In Wonderland Wonderland will bring, Kind of like the female glee club, Harmonies and cats JStreet UPenn - Polls and Peace Middle East Conflict Can't we all just get along?? Politics and peace Underground Shakespeare Company presents: Much Ado About Nothing Some Billy Shakez fun Flyer has the word "Skirmish" So we're totes on board CHOP Toy & Supply Drive Raising funds for kids Donate so children can play They do take venmo
If You Like Diversity Then You Shoulda Put A Bow On It
(11/08/13 6:29pm)
If you haven't been on the Locust Bridge lately that means a) you've been avoiding the questionable eatings at Nommons and b) you're unaware that the United Minorities Council has pimped out our campus! UMC beautified Penn a little more in celebration of Unity Month, with multicolored bows to represent the interculturalism of different groups on campus. Hey, we're a fan of anything that we can pretend to look at while avoiding eye contact with people on Locust. Yay diversity!
Our Prayers Answered: Class Cheer Contest!
(11/04/13 5:56pm)
Why would you want to start a club or do world-changing research you can really make your mark at Penn by creating your class cheer? Luckily, Penn Traditions has answered this question that absolutely no one has asked!
Vote Now for Advanced Screening of Catching Fire
(10/29/13 3:52pm)
We volunteer! We volunteer as tribute!! This website is hosting a contest for one school to win an advanced screening of Catching Fire and as of now, Penn *was* in first place. We're now being killed by bigger schools. VOTE AHORA! And in the words of Penn alum Elizabeth Banks...
Order Your PUCK FRINCETON Shirt!
(10/16/13 7:45pm)
Once in a million years (?) the two most exciting Penn football games come together to form a college sporting event so epic, so goddamn exhilarating that students (gasp!) actually attend the game. Yes Quakers, the Penn v. Princeton game and Homecoming are uniting as one! To honor this event, let's Puck our friends at Frinceton. Support the DP, The Buzz, and the Quakers' quest to destroy the Tigers with these friendly, sportsman-like shirts (NOW IN LONG SLEEVE!!!). You can order now at www.theDP.com/tshirt until October 27th.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Find Me A Mensch
(10/08/13 7:30pm)
Attention Hebrews and Shebrews! No longer do you have to waste your time with people who plan on staying in America!