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Schmear It (Finally) Becoming Campus Food Truck!

(03/21/14 2:01pm)

The Schmear It food truck will soon be spreading lox of love over campus, permanently. (Don’t worry, we’re hyperventilating too.) The move has been hinted on their Facebook page and it's now official: the bagel bliss factory is making 38th and Locust its new and permanent residence. (We assume under the bridge.) Schmear It was founded by Penn grad David Fine, and we are more then happy to welcome him and his carbs back. Goodbye spring break bod 2014 and hello to our new and improved hangover cures.


Help "Grassroots" Become A Reality

(03/04/14 3:18pm)

And the Mazel of the week (might become a thing) is going to Hillel’s cook, Troy Harris. Harris and his co-worker, Kareem Wallace, have already fought for better working conditions in the dining halls and have now turned their attentions to opening their own kosher vegetarian food truck called “Grassroots.” We can hear the squeals from sorority girls everywhere…


Will Kung Fu Noodle Be The New Beijing?

(02/23/14 9:30pm)

Who are we kidding? Of course it won't! According to this colorful window ad, a new noodle place is opening up next to Kiwi and Wawa. Their liquor license is pending (prayers) and rumor has it they'll have hibachi. We hope this place opens soon so we never have to leave this strip of Chestnut Street. Kung Fu for dinner, Kiwi for dessert,  drunk eat at Wawa, and call in sick tomorrow.



Spend Your Valentines Day With A Dental Student

(02/06/14 9:45pm)

With Valentines Dooms Day around the corner,  one kindhearted dental student has been nice enough to help you keep that million-dollar smile. Also, nothing says I love you like scheduling a free dental check-up for your honey! With four years under his belt this man is surely qualified, even if that flyer does looks like ya mouth once he's done stealing ya teeth.





More Famous People Come To Penn: Writers Edition

(12/03/13 9:38pm)

Buzz Bissinger, author of the non-fiction book Friday Night Lights is coming to Penn February 17th and 18th. We can only hope he will be bringing Taylor Kitsch along with him. Bissinger will be part of the Kelly Writers House Fellows Program along with two other distinguished writers, Rae Armantrout and T.C. Boyle. The program will include a public reading by each of the three.




Flyer Of The Week: "Espresspionage, A Latte Of Trouble"

(11/08/13 8:43pm)

Because we all feel the need to channel our inner Josh Groban,Penn Glee Club and Penn Dance win this round. They’ve been singing their way into our hearts all week hoping that we ditch our homecoming plans and go to their show, "Espresspionage: A Latte of Trouble". This pair is sure to cause some treble. So when homecoming has just about taken everything out of you, and the only thing left to do is see a bunch of men dressed like James Bond singing about coffee, head over to the Iron Gate Theatre at 8 p.m. It's sure to be a latte of fun.



Wharton On Jeopardy

(10/31/13 6:48pm)

“I’ll take free printing for $500.” On this recent episode of our favorite game show to pretend we'd totally win, our very own Wharton made a cameo. Personally, we think that Wharton is worth much more then a measly $800 , but on the plus side at least we can say that Wharton is climbing back up the social ladder. From rock bottom to Jeopardy. Not too shabby.






Why The Music Building Is The Best Building

(10/14/13 6:30pm)

Wah wah fall break over wah school. Wine not stop wine-ing and go grab a bottle? Heck, stop and smell the Rosé while you're at it. Then head over to the Music Building and drink to/with your new BFFs Chardonnay and Zinfandel. They'll never ditch you, nor will they judge if (when) you finish the entire bottle yourself. No wonder music majors always seem so happy!