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Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2026
The Daily Pennsylvanian

SCUBBIN: 34TH STREET GUIDE TO PAIN AND SUFFERING

With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort. With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINWith Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinWith Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT. With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINWith Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."Patrons of restaurant at table next to you insist on continously impersonating Jerry, George, and Kramer.With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."Patrons of restaurant at table next to you insist on continously impersonating Jerry, George, and Kramer.Wait in line at My Fave Muff behind all 500 scrunchies of the entire Penn Panhellenic community. With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."Patrons of restaurant at table next to you insist on continously impersonating Jerry, George, and Kramer.Wait in line at My Fave Muff behind all 500 scrunchies of the entire Penn Panhellenic community.MOST PAIN IMAGINABLEWith Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."Patrons of restaurant at table next to you insist on continously impersonating Jerry, George, and Kramer.Wait in line at My Fave Muff behind all 500 scrunchies of the entire Penn Panhellenic community.MOST PAIN IMAGINABLEAttend a sampling of Penn's female comedy groups (You Tarzan, We Lame).With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."Patrons of restaurant at table next to you insist on continously impersonating Jerry, George, and Kramer.Wait in line at My Fave Muff behind all 500 scrunchies of the entire Penn Panhellenic community.MOST PAIN IMAGINABLEAttend a sampling of Penn's female comedy groups (You Tarzan, We Lame).A glance through Monday's DP shows your name on KD crush list.With Lent upon us and Passover just around the corner, it's time to irritate yourself in God's name. But who says being miserable can't also be fun? Street provides a guide for good old-fashioned Stephen Dedalus-esque discomfort.MILD PAINA jaunt through the gale force winds and soaking rain of SuperBlock.Double feature: D.C. Cab and Young EinsteinChange your phone number to 573-MELT.MEDIUM PAINSit a while in Escort van with radio tuned to "The Greaseman."Patrons of restaurant at table next to you insist on continously impersonating Jerry, George, and Kramer.Wait in line at My Fave Muff behind all 500 scrunchies of the entire Penn Panhellenic community.MOST PAIN IMAGINABLEAttend a sampling of Penn's female comedy groups (You Tarzan, We Lame).A glance through Monday's DP shows your name on KD crush list.Sit in on Skolnik's smoking section table talk. Topic: who's better, Phish or the Dead?