Blog Posts by Shoshi Wintman

05/11/18 10:55am

OP-ED: I’m a Registered Democrat But Salmon Khaki Shorts Are My Kink

"Yes, she loves Obama, but does that mean a pair of socially liberal, fiscally conservative pink shorts from J. Crew can’t turn her on?"
04/28/18 12:12am

This Sophomore Won’t Stop Picking at the Tiny Blemish on His Face

04/23/18 2:06pm

Huntsman Student With Target Language in Russian Now Has to Live in Russia Next Semester

04/19/18 5:02am

Penn's Class of 2022: By the Numbers

04/18/18 6:44am

​Report: Nobody Has Black Heels For Girl With Size 11.5 Feet

04/17/18 10:13am

Lame! This Sophomore Attends All Her Classes Because She Signed Up and Her Parents Paid for Them

04/16/18 3:05pm

56% of University Professors Felt CupcakKe Said ‘Vagina’ One Too Many Times

04/11/18 6:58am

Biden Made a Low-Profile Visit to Campus Yesterday, Not That You’re Ever Going to Meet Him Anyway

04/05/18 3:14pm

Meet The 6 Hot New Bands Signed to Penn Records

03/27/18 12:06am

Stress at Penn shouldn’t be a competition | But if it is, I'm winning.

03/27/18 12:02am

New York State to restrict entry of Penn students, prompting outcry

03/21/18 12:40pm

Thought Your Job Search Was Hard? Meet the Junior Who Won’t Add Anything to Your Company

03/20/18 12:30pm

BREAKING: Daniel Weisman Will Be in Israel This Summer

03/14/18 1:33am

'Please Be Gracious, We Have a Lot of Papers to Grade,' Says Professor Who Assigned 100 Pages of Reading, Take-home Midterm, and 2000-Word Essay

02/28/18 3:26am

Study Finds 78% of Students Dare You to Just Type a Little Louder, See What Happens

02/28/18 3:08am

Women Can Do It All! 8 Hours Ago Alex Threw up in Her Hamper; Now She’s at Starbucks

02/26/18 11:29am

Get You a Guy That Does Both! This Frat Brutally Tortures 18-Year-Olds in Their Basement but Also Donates to Susan G. Komen for the Cure

02/22/18 3:40am

Thank God! This Sophomore Definitively Ranked Penn’s Sororities to Make Up for His Tiny Penis

02/15/18 12:54pm

OP-ED: Yo Pledge, Eat This Rotten Melon Until You Barf, But Only If You Decide To

02/13/18 12:17pm

BREAKING: Katie Not Participating in Valentine’s Day Due to Its Dirty Eurocentric Capitalist Agenda and Also She's Single

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