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(07/21/18 4:28pm)
Lots of questions about Penn's admissions standards are being asked after accounts surfaced of a Wharton transfer student being utterly disruptive during last semester's FNCE 101 class.
(06/06/18 2:29am)
Can't a girl catch a break?
(04/29/18 4:00am)
Hey there.
(04/01/18 7:08pm)
Wow, nice one!
(03/27/18 4:15am)
Staffing shake-ups continue to rock Washington as President Trump is considering Penn Law professor and frequent purse-clutcher Amy Wax to replace Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, according to a source with ties to the presidential administration. DeVos has been on thin ice since her disastrous "60 Minutes" interview earlier this month, and Wax’s recent controversial remarks have placed her firmly on the radar of an administration that strives to pick the worst possible candidate for any given position.
(03/14/18 5:31am)
FiveThirtyEight founder and statistically-significant other of your dreams, Nate Silver, will be honored as a permanent fixture on campus following his site’s favorable analysis of Penn men’s basketball. The article, which claims that Penn is the best 16th seed in NCAA history, has electrified a community that very suddenly gives a shit about college basketball and has provoked the administration to take swift, congratulatory action.
(01/22/18 12:29am)
The City of Brotherly Love is getting lit.
(12/16/17 4:18am)
The following letter was found earlier today, taped to your bedroom door in your quad apartment in Gregory College House.
(11/08/17 5:13pm)
I’m tired of trying to hide who I am. The hyper-liberal pressure at Penn has created a political environment that’s incredibly toxic for people like me. To dissent is to risk social alienation and an entire college career of chalking my opinion on Locust. I’ve decided that my days of hiding my true political beliefs are through.
(11/01/17 9:58pm)
Love cute profile pictures but despise nature? UTB sent its reporters across the Northeast to find the perfect orchards that you can visit and take a picture before immediately getting back into your roommates' Honda Accord and getting the hell out of there. Channel your faux-Thoreau and take a trip to these great locations!
(11/05/17 8:15pm)
Cucurbitaceae? More like, Cucurbitabae.
(10/21/17 4:58pm)
Read it and weep, suckers.
(10/23/17 6:09am)
I lay on Barceloneta Beach on a cloudless day, the sun shining on my face and a gentle wind blowing across the Spanish (or perhaps Catalonian) sand. As the waves came in, I found myself drifting from Barcelona to Philadelphia, thinking of my friends back home. I had already made my way through my first bottle of wine and was reaching for my second bottle when I was hit with a profound sense of FOMO like none I had ever experienced. My mind flooded with confusion and despair like an existential thirteenth floor of Rodin.
(10/08/17 2:15am)
Guess he'll have to fall back on consulting.
(09/29/17 4:05am)
Welcome to your senior year.
(09/22/17 3:58pm)
When I came to Europe, I was craving to experience all that the continent has to offer: easy travel, rich culture, weird ketchup, IKEA, and the true staple of European life, the Cafè.
(06/02/17 9:54pm)
President Gutmann is putting Penn first.
(05/22/17 9:49pm)
This takes workplace red tape to a new level.
(04/25/17 6:21pm)
No one man should have all that power.
(04/28/17 7:39pm)
Not all heroes wear capes.