You know that guy? We all know that guy.
In kindergarten, he would brag that he could count to 100. In middle school, he always reminded the teacher that homework was due when the teacher had clearly forgotten. He submitted his college applications one month early.
And now, "that guy" just can’t stop mentioning the fact that he has successfully secured housing for next year, right after he graduates. Meanwhile, you don’t even know what you’re doing with your life, let alone make the down payment on a crib.
The number one strategy is usually just to dismiss "that guy." A smile, nod, and cursory “good for you” usually works for the first month or so. He is fueled by attention and praise, and by denying him, you can help to discourage the Pavlovian response that results in uncontrolled egomania.
But all too often, your first strategy will not be enough. In that case, you must address the problem more directly. Passive-aggressive behavior is usually a great option.
For instance, when "that guy" mentions that he spent his weekend picking out furniture and other decor for his new apartment, you can respond with: “That’s cool, I spent the weekend having fun with my friends.”
Is this strategy off-putting and rude? Of course. But so is "that guy."
Still, the best strategy is just to beat "that guy" at his own game. Find an apartment for next year, even if you don’t know what you’ll be doing. Think you might be going to grad school in Boston? A place in the Back Bay sounds nice. Is Wall Street a possibility? Send in the down payment on your (potential) new digs. Thinking West Coast? Put a signature on the dotted for a lush San Fran pad.
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You can even hedge your bets by signing up for multiple apartments. Will it be extremely expensive and result in an eventual violation of contract? Of course. But how better to one-up "that guy" than to sign up for two places instead of just one? Checkmate.
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