Sike Naw: April fools

Hopefully by now, the Buzz faithful have picked up on the fact that today was the DP's annual joke issue, and the content on the Buzz has been maybe a little bit false.

Henry Brooks didn't break his second knee — he did break his first, though. Greg Louis was not named the top player in the nation, just Florida....and Rudy Wise is here to stay, for now, as am I.

Sydney Johnson is actually going to Fairfield. Even I couldn't make that up.

Thanks to my colleagues for pointing out everything I've messed up on in the last year. For a great backstory to the DP's gag issue, see this editorial.

-Cal