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Federal Donuts: A Sonnet

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Shall I compare thee to a Federal Donut? Thou art less fluffy, less incredible Your "Dunkin' Donuts," "Krispy Kreme," your standards--* Compared to these, they seem inedible. A Federal Donut's soft and rich and sweet, It's made by angels working through the night; Without one no hangover is complete, No morning Philly sun can shine so bright. And did we mention there's Fried Chicken too? All coming to a Sansom Street near you.

*Editor's note: Yeah, we know the iambic pentameter is lacking. Go back to your English homework, NERD!

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