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Locust Flyperlatives, Vol. III

After the barrage of Flyperlative winners last week, more flyerers took on the blustery cold and competition from boisterous vaginas on Locust this week to market their un-missable weekend events. Here, they face off for the ultimate reward – a UTB Flyperlative.

Most likely to require a magnifying glass

These portraits could be moving pictures of Dumbledore, but we'll honestly never know. 

Most likely to make us feel cool for understanding French

Though "noir" is the extent of our said understanding of French.

Most likely to accept ticket payments via Venmo

But how great would it be if they didn't?

Most likely to capitalize on our love of mermaid imagery and puns

Is that Ariel in the flyer? Does this mean she's finally part of our world?

Most likely to look like a vagina in need of a new, warmer vagina suit

Vaginas get cold too, you know. 


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