Locust Flyperlatives, Vol. II
February 13, 2015 at 10:52 am
We know you’ve all been waiting for the second edition of Locust Flyperlatives, and luckily, we're here to make all your dreams come true. We must say there was stiff competition this week to grant various superlatives, as the sheer volume of flyers on Locust was just too high. Alas, we apologize if yours didn’t make the cut.
Most likely to be a play about the second planet in our Solar System donning animal hair
That is obviously what this play is about.
Most likely to offend PETA
How many innocent chinchillas were killed to insulate the selfish, heartless Venus?
Most likely to be a play entirely in black and white
That is definitely why they made the flyer look like this.
Most likely to rhyme with "Penis Chauffeur"
This play could easily be about someone driving around certain male body parts. You'll have to go see to find out!