Frackit 2.0: The Froncho

Thanks to innovative Penn frat bros and their new Kickstarter, for just a one time fee of $100, you can clothe a thirsty Penn student in the best thing to happen to going out since the frackit: the Froncho.The Froncho provides an interdisciplinary and innovative look at the frackit: it's like a frackit, but a poncho. It really is that simple. Just like your frackit, you can still spill both beer and vomit on it as you please. Because who cares? It was only $100.  

Wharton frat bros at Penn may have just taken drunk texting to a whole new level: drunk Kickstarter...ing. Aiming to raise $174,000, or 2.71 tuitions, in the next 28 days, this new Kickstarter project may be the most exciting Pennovation to come out of that secret, world class Research & Development lab somewhere between 40th and 42nd streets. 

We appreciate a good satirical Kickstarter and are even more impressed that for just $1,000, these frat bros promise to take you out for post-Smokes McDonald's...which is a really big deal post dining dollars disappointment. If you're interested in "investing" and want to see how far people will take a joke, keep checking their Kickstarter, the clock is ticking.