Blog Posts by Sydney Gelman

05/03/18 1:04pm

OP-ED: I Waited 8 Minutes for a Latte at Pret—Now I Understand Oppression

"I politely coughed, to alert the baristas to my impatience, and they didn’t even look up. It pierced me to my core."
04/25/18 12:34pm

Yikes! Classics Major Tries to Get Laid by Quoting Virgil

04/22/18 11:20am

Innovative! College Sophomore Is Constantly Brewing Kombucha in Her Asshole

04/21/18 10:19am

OP-ED: I Went to Trader Joe’s and Did Not Get Killed by an Angry Mom Looking for the Ripest Tomatoes

04/19/18 5:15am

OP-ED: The Penn Quaker Is the Ultimate Furry

04/16/18 2:34pm

Fight Breaks out Between Jehovah’s Witnesses and Street Preachers on Top of the Button

04/12/18 6:11am

Penn Dining Protests CupcaKke: 'Why Aren't Students This Excited About Our Food?'

04/10/18 12:21pm

Brilliant! Student Avoids Talking to People on Locust by Being Pushed to Class in a Stroller

04/08/18 6:04am

Wharton Installs Free Tampon Dispensers in Steinberg-Dietrich Hall to Make Up for Accepting 6 Women Into Class of 2022

03/27/18 12:07am

Meet the Penn students who opened a hip new food hall in the bathroom of 1920 Commons

03/26/18 1:52pm

Awkward! 32 Sorority Sisters Came Downstairs Wearing Same All-Black Outfit

03/20/18 12:35pm

OP-ED: My Nipple Froze and Fell off During a Night Out. If Anyone Has Seen It, Please Let Me Know

03/19/18 1:16pm

Student in Post-Colonial Literature Class Excited to Share About Spring Break in the Caribbean

03/13/18 12:35pm

OP-ED: Why I Spent My Spring Break Binge Drinking With My Mom and You Should Too

02/26/18 11:25am

Performance Art: I Choked on a Sandwich at Pret to Add to the Existing Chaos

02/22/18 3:32am

OP-ED: I Carry Dante’s Inferno Around With Me at All Times so Everyone Knows I’m an Intellectual

02/19/18 5:45am

Gratitude Post: My Roommate Leaves Pubic Hair All Over the Bathroom so If She Commits a Crime, I Have DNA Samples

02/13/18 9:42pm

3 Valentine's Day Outfits That Say 'I'm a Feminist and This Holiday Is Oppressive but I Still Want Chocolate.'

02/13/18 12:20pm

Entire Girl Gang Merted After Galentine's Day Brunch

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