Joke Issue 2013

Joke Issue: Wharton grants GSR access to College and Engineering students

Computer access, printing and more—the Wharton account grants a student the right to many of Huntsman Hall’s valuable resources. Other Penn students are now getting to share a piece of the pie.

Joke Issue: Wharton senior 'dismayed' by consulting position

College and Wharton senior and Integrated Studies Board Chair Jason Franks grew up the youngest of nine children on a Pueblo Indian Reservation in Laguna, N.M.

Joke Issue: Chaz Howard resigns, conclave begins deliberation for new chaplain

The community awaits white smoke from St. Mary’s church on 39th Street and Locust Walk as campus leaders decide the next chaplain after Chaplain Chaz Howard’s Tuesday resignation.

Joke Issue: University to administer Breathalyzer tests for Spring Fling

The Division of Public Safety and the Office of Alcohol and Other Drug Program Initiatives will be implementing a Breathalyzer test for students entering and already inside of the Quad during Spring Fling.