Joke Issue 2013
"Gotcha, again.":http://www.thedp.com/article/2013/03/jim-khan-joke-issue-score-dp-129-readers-129
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Joke Issue: Hitting shelves soon: "The Best of Jerome"
Penn Athletics is set to release The Best of Jerome Allen as part of the coach’s musical debut.
Joke Issue: Penn AComm’s Dolan cast in ‘The Office’ spinoff
For its new series, “The Halperts,” a spinoff of the hit comedy “The Office”, NBC has chosen Eric Dolan to be cast a Jim Halpert.
Joke Issue: 'Hard Knocks' but no one heard them
Penn basketball is featured on the next season of HBO reality sports documentary TV series “Hard Knocks”…and it goes about as well as you would expect.
Joke Issue: Heartbroken Penn coach McLaughlin joins the dark side
After Athletic Director Steve Bilsky decided to fire Jerome Allen, he decided to stay within the Penn community yet again, hiring women’s basketball coach Mike McLaughlin as Allen’s replacement.
Joke Issue: An anonymous freshman’s diary: The death of Penn Athletics
Penn’s really got a lot of great athletic traditions, but all I ever hear about is how no one seems to care anymore. I’ve only been here a couple of weeks now, so I’m not really sure what to think of this.
Joke Issue: Ho hum, Harvard cheating once again
The Crimson’s recent quiz bowl scandal led to the discovery of numerous cheating scandals around Harvard, including the revisiting of last year’s controversy involving basketball starters Brandyn Curry and Kyle Casey.Joke Issue: Don’t oppose the majority’s authority (DOMA)
Today, the Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments about the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act.Joke Issue: The Making History campaign, uncensored
Find out how the $4.3 billion is REALLY being allocated.Jim Kahn | Joke issue score: DP 129, readers -129
The Daily Pennsylvanian’s annual gag issue has a long history, of which another chapter has been written today. Every year at about this time, tradition dictates that DP editors turn their usually proper paper into a playful parody.Joke Issue: Automatic funding cuts loom over student government
In the face of the looming student government sequestration, the verbal blows between administrators and student leaders have begun.Joke Issue: Penn Police shows little concern about string of robberies
A wave of lunchtime robberies has many students hungry for an answer.
Joke Issue: With Perelman donation, DRL to be moved to 39th and Walnut
DRL is coming soon to a location near you.Joke Issue: Gutmann gets ratchet, makes slip-up on Twitter, sources say
If Amy Gutmann gets her wish, she’ll be getting “ratchet” and going to spas with Vice President Joe Biden in a few weeks.
Joke Issue: 1920 Commons recycles sauce, soup and sauce again
Look out for some new soup options offered at 1920 Commons in the next few weeks.Joke Issue: Foreskin costumes to appear on College Green this week
Members of the Penn Hillel community are banding together in support of a prospective student who wrote about more than just his world-famous matzah balls in an application essay.Joke Issue: Writing Seminar removed because it says and does nothing
While writing seminar has been at the core of the freshman academic schedule for years, Director of Critical Writing Valerie Ross announced Tuesday that it will be removed as a core requirement starting fall 2013.Joke Issue: Shocking data gleaned from DP student government poll
The public is far less educated about student government than one may think.
Joke Issue: Penn endorses natural alternative to Adderall
Naderol is now officially “The Drink of the Quakers.”