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(04/30/13 5:04pm)
Every semester, there are three sure signs that finals season has rolled around. First—the most obvious—Van Pelt's got extended hours; second, the nursing students have deserted campus; and third, a strict Don't Ask Don't Tell policy on showering has been tacitly ratified by everyone you know and love.
(04/28/13 2:25pm)
Last night, former Quaker captain Brandon Copeland W'13 (left) signed as a free agent with Super Bowl champions, the Baltimore Ravens.
(04/26/13 1:38pm)
Celebrate Metro's 9th year with $1 coffee & tea! Also, any espresso drink, hot chocolate or chai is $2. Plus, the Little Baby's Ice Cream tricycle will be out front starting at 11:30AM selling scoops for half price. Happy birthday, Metro!
(04/23/13 1:36pm)
Wanna Be on Top? As reported by the fashionistas over at The Walk, Teen Vogue’s street style photographer, Erin Kelly, will be on campus today at 10AM in the Perelman Quad snapping pictures of lady Quakers who possess "confidence and originality." That's in a little over 20 minutes, so grab your fairy godmother and run!
(04/17/13 7:46pm)
Listen up, SWUGs punks. Next time you complain about your finals or your summer unemployment or even the subsequent plumbing disaster that was yesterday's Queso Night at Commons, remember this: every morning, every evening, every day of every year, the Penn Quaker deals with life.
Click the link above for a real, raw and unfiltered glimpse into the dark reality that is the Penn Quaker's hollow journey through existence. WARNING: Not for the faint of heart.
(04/08/13 2:37pm)
Fling.
(04/05/13 12:33pm)
Another year, another batch of crushed junior dreams. Aww... But chin up, kiddies! Your friends will tap you next fall, we promise!
(04/04/13 6:21pm)
Heya, whatcha doin' on 4/20? Right right, besides that.
Okay, well how 'bout you check out Penn [Dis]Connects? It's a student-run, totally grassroots (read: uber-hippie) event to be held on Saturday, April 20th devoted to getting groups of students "to pledge to turn off their phones and computers for the day and instead just do fun activities together, fully present, technology-free."
The goal of Penn [Dis]Connects is to experientially realize the value that comes from being conscientious about the way we use technology and how it impacts our engagement with the people and world around us.
Bla bla bla. Wanna save the last bit of data on your phone plan? Wanna hang out with your friends instead of chatting up that St. Joe's kid on Tinder? Wanna join a giant sunset potluck on College Green (unconfirmed) where no one will be instagramming their food or texting their moms? Then hit up Penn [Dis]Connects, which you can (somewhat ironically) find on Facebook, Twitter and GMail. Pledge online today!
(04/02/13 12:46pm)
Our condolences to the family and friends of Oliver Pacchiana. Read about the Engineering junior's passionate impact on the Penn community here.
(04/01/13 7:12pm)
If you wanna lock eyes with the first female Fling performer in forever, personally wash Tyga's mouth out with soap, or relive Prom '09 like it should've gone down (no offense, David Hoffberg), then you better listen up.
(03/31/13 4:10pm)
We've got a non-denominational Easter treat for all of you…7pm in front of Fiji. #springfling2013
(03/19/13 3:23am)
Looks like the midnight curfew set in early for the 3900 block of Spruce Street, with reports that the entire street's power is completely out and Yoni Goldblatt is totally sneaking into Rachel Berg's top bunk for a chance at second base. "Oh my god, can you believe it?!" "Pass me your flashlight—I can't see!"
(02/20/13 5:38pm)
Starting in July, under a new policy intended to reduce healthcare costs and improve overall workforce health, the Penn Health System will stop hiring smokers and other tobacco users.
(02/19/13 12:01am)
You voted (presumably), and now they reign: the Class Board presidents. But how much do you really know about your leaders beyond their punny slogans and catchy jingles? In honor of Presidents' Day, a wonderful national holiday spent just like any other Monday, we give you the inside scoop on these four students who never get a day off.
(02/13/13 4:50pm)
Seniors, don't forget to apply for graduation! Fill out this form by Friday. Or else.
(02/12/13 2:39pm)
Are you the next Nate Silver? Do you think you know who's coming to Fling this year? In response to all the smart asses throwing their guesses around with the certainty of biblical prophets, SPEC is holding a contest that gives students the opportunity to predict this year's lineup for the chance to win a coveted floor pass. It's easy! Just have your mom's psychic fill out this form.
(02/11/13 3:40pm)
Dear readers, we heard your frantic cries, and we've responded accordingly. Everyone's second-favorite weekly roundup is back! So let's get down to the nitty gritty, shall we? Here's what's hitting campus this week.
(02/07/13 1:58pm)
Philly-based artists OCD: Moosh & Twist have released a video for their song "This High," which they aptly filmed on the bacchanalian field and bleachers of Fling. The chorus, "I don't wanna come back down from this high," echoes the sentiments and shouts of MERTed roommates everywhere. Moosh & Twist's video prominently features not only Franklin Field, but the Palestra, too, marking the end of an old era, when all music videos were filmed exclusively at campus bars.
(01/23/13 11:12pm)
It's official! Your cab fare to the nearest Shake Shack will be nearly halved as of late summer/early fall, when the newest link in the NY burger chain will make its home at 32nd and Chestnut.
(01/22/13 4:20pm)
BroBible posted a notice to the interwebs instructing readers to submit America's ultimate fraternity domains, and the results are in: Penn's Psi Upsilon chapter, or Castle, is America's #7 best frat house—a rather patriotic title for a group of international imports.
Long called the most impressive house on Penn’s campus, the Castle was built in 1899 and, after a short break in the 90s, has remained the Psi Upsilon house ever since. Unanimous sentiment of everyone in the office upon seeing its picture: “Sweet.”
Oddly enough, for a bunch of guys who pride themselves in engaging conversation, Castle is the one house on the list that doesn't have a "Your Take" section, meaning that the folks over at BroBible scoured the place up on their own with seemingly no submissions or input from anyone at Penn. Sweet.