PrognostiQuakers
Saturday, the Quakers will make the trek to Bethlehem, home of the Lehigh Engineers. Who will prevail? Away games can be daunting, especially in His hometown. Maybe, we thought to ourselves, the Lord himself would give Penn His blessing. It seemed possible enough, since He has His own chat room, www.cafejesus.com -- unfortunately, we didn't know His screen name. Still, "forevrtru" had the inside scoop from The Man upstairs. *** PennQuaker has joined Coffeehouse Chat *** forevrtru: hey pennnmn PennQuaker: so what do you all think of the quakers? forevrtru: I think of ducks! Hoops: Penn, you a Quaker from Pennsylvania? forevrtru: I grew pu in PA forevrtru: up* Hoops: Penn St? forevrtru: I grew up by Penn State! PennQuaker: no, they're the nittany lions thelink4christ: University of Phoenix for me. Kudu: what does Nittany mean lol forevrtru: a nittany lion is an animal there lol Krioni: Isn't penn state a prison Krioni: or a women's correctional facility forevrtru: what Lions??? LOL Sporky: the ravenous lions that eat things! PennQuaker: penn is going to bethlehem on saturday to play lehigh PennQuaker: who would jesus pick? forevrtru: Penn State forevrtru: lol Lol, indeed. Our prediction: Penn State 33 A.D., Penn 3 A.D., Lehigh 0. Week Two picks Name Penn at Lehigh Brown at Harvard Cornell at Yale Bucknell at Col. D'mouth at N.H. P'ton at Lafayette Steve "Big smooth ears" Brauntuch (8-0) Penn 28-24 Harv. 24-14 Yale 31-21 Buck. 17-0 N.H. 21-20 P'ton 14-0 Daniel "D-Mac" McQuade (8-0) Penn 21-17 Harv. 28-7 Yale 10-2 Buck. 28-7 N.H. 72-3 Laf. 10-0 Lewis "Gotta have" Hart (7-1) Penn 27-21 Harv. 34-10 Yale 35-14 Col. 21-17 N.H 27-21 P'ton 24-10 Mary "Poopy brain" Kinosian (7-1) Penn 17-10 Harv. 21-10 Yale 34-7 Buck. 21-7 N.H. 27-21 P'ton 27-0 Josh "Free Kobe" Pollick (6-2) Penn 52-20 Harv. 31-21 Yale 45-17 Buck. 3-2 Dart. 28-9 P'ton 34-10 Amy "Steve Bilsky" Potter (6-2) Penn 35-3 Brown 17-7 Ford. 14-2 Cor. 21-17 Dart. 14-7 Harv. 27-21 Helen "Queen Swami" Sessoms (6-2) Penn 45-10 Harv. 40-26 Yale 36-26 Buck. 38-10 Dart. 30-20 P'ton 32-20 Jeff"Par for the course" Shafer (6-2) Penn 28-24 Harv. 34-12 Yale 31-19 Buck. 21-2 N.H. 7-3 P'ton 2-0 Zachary "Bound volumes" Silver (6-2) Penn 17-14 Harv. 30-0 Yale 57-32 Buck. .5-.1 Dart. 35-27 Laf. 36-24 James "Kyle Bender II" Freeman (5-3) Penn 21-20 Harv. 31-17 Yale 45-13 Buck. 34-13 N.H 24-21 Laf. 35-14 Andrew "Drugs" DeLaney (4-4) Penn 49-0 Harv. 24-7 Yale 35-0 Buck. π-2 N.H 24-20 P'ton 21-7 Marla "By three we're" Dunn (4-4) Penn 7-0 Harv. 70-3 Yale 21-7 Buck. 13-10 N.H. 17-10 Laf. 8-0 Greg "Wire Junk" Muller (4-4) Penn 21-17 Harv. 28-7 Yale 10-2 Buck. 28-7 N.H. 72-3 Laf. 10-0 Maddy "MadDogg" Read (4-4) Penn 54-0 Harv. 27-21 Yale 35-7 Buck. 27-21 N.H. 21-7 P'ton 24-21