Did you know Ben Franklin founded our school? Yes? Then you would've absolutely killed 3-Down on the NYTimes crossword from a couple days ago---unless you're the poor soul that's still convinced "UPenn" has four letters. Other fun facts about Benjamin Franklin: he was also a Founding Father of our nation (the United States of America), and his name was Benjamin Franklin.
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Ah, summertime: a glorious three months sans Ivy Fatigue that many of us choose to fill with classes and internships anyway. Be yourself! Live a little! are just two of the things on UTB's li'l checklist to help you make the most of summer. Third? Take a sec to admire this corgi's patience ?
Hello and thank you for choosing this post as your procrastination destination today. Since 34th Street is out on hiatus/taking a rest till next semest, UTB, like a good sister site, has put together a list of verbalizations overheard on and around campus recently. Enjoy.
Ah, finals: because your self esteem is too high and because midterms aren't cruel and unusual enough. We hate to get all mathetmatical on ya---especially in this trying time, but with the use of some very scientific numerical raw data , we've put together a list of graphs that 2-dimensionalize (?) the finals experienstruggle. Whether you're deciding on if it's a good time to start 'Game of Thrones' or are just "seriously screwed," scroll down and look at the pretty pictures already.
Movie idea: powers clash as alum/Wynn Commons namesake gets into a tipsy tussle with George Clooney in a Vegas hotel. Based on a true story, because apparently that's what happened over dinner a few nights ago. The brawl was only verbal but when heinous comments are made about one's presidential friends, it sure as hell feels like sticks and stones. As The Monuments Man himself explained: I said the President was my longtime friend and then he said "your friend is an asshole." ... At that point I told Steve that HE was an asshole and I wasn't going to sit at his table while he was being such a jackass. It's still Up In The Air as to who ended up Wynning.
If you aren't already aware of this stop motioning musical genius, educate yourself stat:
CAPS is moving next year -- their new home at 3624 Market will be 3,624 times better, with more square footage and group therapy space. Additional deets over at the DP.
As we collectively wallow in this rainy post-Fling Tuesday, we can only hope ya didn't have to untag too many pictures or explain to your parents why they received a Dominos pizza delivery at 2am on Saturday (It's a long not even a long story).
Ayyyyyy Fling is upon us, people! Whether you're already intoxicated WITH KNOWLEDGE from your Thursday classes or not, listen up. UTB has thrown together a little scavenger hunt so if you like scavenging and you like hunting, participate in our photo contest. Below is a list of items for you to seek---some things open to interpretation.
That's right, folks, looks like the devil's turning over a new fig leaf. Some local photographic evidence suggests that our fiery frenemy just got fed up drizzy drunk one night and said, y'know what? To hell with hell. It's about time I ditch this whole pitchforkin' gig and try something new. So where's Lucifer now? Probably interning at Pitchfork or Comcast customer service.
Hello, friend. We hope you had a restful weekend because as you might be able to tell from the size of the list below, EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK. Seriously, so much:
Congrats! You made it through the first week after spring break! Only five more to go 'til you're hOmE fReE. But until then, here's what going on in your neck of the woods.
Uh, what? It's March already???
Ah, PennApps. Small, delightful dishes of food that Quakers enjoy before a main course in order to stimulate the appetite. But also a semesterly reminder that what many SEASers lack in social life and hours of sleep, they make up for in hackathon winnings.
Because we love ya, the staff here at UTB put together a li’l Valentine's Day bingo card for your pLeAsUrE. Click to enlarge, print, cut it out (god bless if you actually do), and see if you can get bingo before calling it a night.
Ahem, introducing UTB's five shiny new contributors! Here they are, shivering in front the all-seeing Button last night, just after getting a blindfolded tour of our beautiful campus and just before getting initiated into the Upsilon Tau Beta bloggerhood. Don't worry, things never got as hazy as that uggo pollution plume in front of the Love statue. Here's to bringing you more hilarity and hijinks on the daily.
I got my ticket for the ICCA At Drexel U this Saturday And I sure would like some sweet company Because it's at 7pm tomorrow Whaddya say?
Bare with us; news has been slow lately. But some goofball(s) scrawled boobies on a canvas of vehicular snow so...orange you glad you haven't closed this tab yet? We feel bad for giving you high NSFW hopes, so here's your pornographic reward.
Hi. Hello. Welcome. Thank you for choosing UTB as your procrastination destination today. We dissected an all nighter for you.
6 dolla airport shuttles--The UA is selling airport shuttle tickets outside the OSA office in Houston from 11 to 3. Cash only.