STREET Presents: The REAL Estate
October 3, 2013 at 7:00 am
When there's something strange in your quad dorm room...who you gonna call? 34th Street! Or your mom, if you live off-campus. But we can't all afford that luxury, or the extravagant lifestyle of cabbing to student health every time you get a nosebleed. And after popping that NyQuil, you'll start to question if maybe the whole world is just a FIGMENT of your imagination.
Everyone and their grandma loves a good rabbi, especially one that bakes a mean challah. Speaking of bread, check out the real movie stars: prop food. But if you're craving some meat, you better think twice; Chipotle has a case of sad cow disease. Pizza can also be hella dangerous (if you get caught).
Bonus Fun Fact #4015: if you put earbuds in your nostrils and open your mouth, it will amplify the sound. You're welcome.