Perry The Possum Is Dead, Long Live Perry The Possum
October 28, 2013 at 3:22 pm
Yeah, he may have been a pest, but that little furry mofugga managed to eat his way into our heart-trash these past couple weeks. News of his death this past weekend has, simply put, shaken us to our core.
Here, a nostalgic look at the bright, sunny days and dark, rabid nights of Sir Perry. It was a tragic timeline that ended in impalement(!). Caution, the following images may cause extremely emotional responses. (Some music to set the mood.)
HE WUZ ALWAYS EATIN PIZZA
HE WUZ OUR LITTLE ANGEL
HE WUZ OUR STAR
HE WUZ KILLED IN A CRIME OF PASSION
HE WUZ THE POSSUM WE ALL ASPIRE 2 BE.
Tears will be shed over the next couple days, but despair not, fair readers. When God closes one possum, another Perry opens a window. Or something like that.