This Cartoon Doesn't Make Much Sense

This morning, we were doing our routine check of college newspaper headlines from all across the land when we came across this comic on the front page of the Columbia Spectator. Huh? Maybe Columbia is jealous that we have more fun than them (Fall Fest what up?!? Leap frogging GET AT US.) or maybe it's just some random anger brought on by the bitter cold and wind of Morningside Heights. Maybe Columbia just needs a big hug.

We're impressed the artist was able to name-drop Hieronymus Bosch, though referencing someone she read about in Art History doesn't compensate for the level of drawing skill. And in response to the depiction of a linebacker in a diaper: we won't be the ones wearing the diapers when we kick your ass in football on Saturday. (It'll be you guys.)