Can We Get A Sex-Ed Regrade?

Trojan has decided to add their coverage to the second most talked about part of Penn student life---sex. These sexperts issued a report card ranking the sexual health of 140 colleges across the country. Penn performed admirably, coming in at number 45 and making up for an unsatisfying 62 in 2013.

While their system looked at the availability of sexual health resources and information, we might suggest they take into account extensive news coverage and creative locations. In an obvious expression of our overwhelming insecurity, we have an idea to best position ourselves to wrap up a Top Ten spot in 2015, a new condom themed Year of Health Campaign. Need a slogan? Take your pick.