Bill Clinton To Speak At The Palestra

You registered to vote in Pennsylvania--a swing-state--so you could cancel out the vote of your left-leaning roommate, or perhaps you actually believe your vote counts. Either way, it's your first election, and you're about to do it big.

Speaking of "doing," "it," and "big," consider marking your first real display of civic duty by attending Bill Clinton's speech at the Palestra. Ditch your election-chic for some White House Intern-chic and sidestep the Secret Service agents to hear the 42nd President discuss the critical nature of this election at 4pm tomorrow.

It's technically a pre-election rally, encouraging Penn students to vote for somebody, making this whole democracy thing just (im-)peachy. Get yo tix here!