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​If You Answered "10 or More Sexual Encounters" on the Penn Sex Survey, Expect an Email From the Creator

(12/08/17 6:40am)

If you follow the Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club page on Facebook, chances are you noticed a sex survey for Penn students. The survey garnered a huge response, by far larger than the PULSE Survey, and collected some pretty insightful data. However, the motives behind this survey are not as straightforward as the creator might have led you to believe.



​Cool RA Takes Whole Hall to Frat Party

(11/29/17 4:23pm)

Most residential advisors plan hall dinners at Hill or trips to Honest Tom's, but not RA Nico Stein. Nico is a man of the people, and he knows his people just want to have a good time. So Friday morning he sent a message in his hall GroupMe stating: “Trip to Apes tonight at 10:30 PM. Alcohol is subsidized. For anyone going, we’ll meet at the baby quad at 10:15.”




​Girl Keeps Dollar Sign Nose Piercing in for Interview, Gets Goldman Position

(11/15/17 7:07pm)

Interviewers aren’t known to be big fans of facial piercings. That’s why when Winne Rose Cohen decided to keep hers in for her Goldman Sachs interview, people thought she was setting herself up for failure. “I’m not going to lie,” her friend Maria Biesecker tells UTB, “I told her to keep it in. I really wanted that position. I didn’t know my backstabbing would backfire on me.”