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PennPorn Volume IV: Spring Is In The Air

(04/16/13 2:41pm)

March came like a lion and left like a lion, but it's finally spring!  The cherry blossoms are blooming, the lunch dates are al fresco, and the Solo cups are littering Locust Walk.  Filtered or not, send us your best campus pictures by Friday (tips@underthebutton.com) and we'll post the best ones for all to see.  While you're at it, consider submitting your tasteful Penn porns to USA Today's College Guide contest.  The winners of that contest actually get money!



Sidetour Lands In Philadelphia

(03/26/13 3:14pm)

For seniors counting down their last days as undergrads and other students alike, Sidetour might be your new best friend.  It’s a new community marketplace aimed at offering unique experiences in cities and Penn grads just brought the site to Philly.  From tequila tastings to a guided tour from a descendant of Philadelphia’s charter-writer, all the offerings on the site sound like preceptorials you would want to take.  This might just be the perfect opportunity to finally put that thesis to rest and reacquaint yourself with the outside world.


Race To The UA 2K13: The Year Of The Write-Ins

(03/20/13 10:41pm)

It’s the best week of the year for former student council presidents and historians alike: UA election week!  Whether the UA and/or Class Board actually accomplishes anything is suspect, but we at least know they and those vying for their spots are crafty with their scissors, glitter, and iMovies.  We interrupt our normal programming for our semi-annual look at the best of the worst campaign efforts, with one glaring absence: Anthony Janocko, where you at??!


(03/19/13 10:46pm)

John Legend and Train at Penn Park -- John Legend AND Train are performing at Penn Park on April 19 to celebrate the end of the Making History Campaign and it's freeee!!!  This is NOT a drive by. No post-Fling malaise for us! See the full article.




Penn Genius Reaches Out To Rap Genius

(02/07/13 10:24pm)

In the latest job application to make us feel worthless, Penn senior Ankit Shah pulled an “Alice Lee” and made an awesome-looking website to attract the attention of his dream employer, Rap Genius.  The start-up, which received a cool $15 million in funding last October, became popular by decoding those tricky rap lyrics you can’t even pretend to understand.  Now, their aim is to move into deciphering other texts too, like political speeches and Bible verses.



Café Clave Morphs Into Café Renata

(01/28/13 8:58pm)

In the wake of the saga that was Café Clave, we thought there would be nothing to fill the 4305 Locust-sized hole in our hearts. Enter Café Renata.  Spanish for "reborn" (sOoOoo symbolic), the new outpost will have a soft opening next week with the official opening scheduled for next Friday.  The new owners plan to move away from the Cuban theme and instead feature Mediterranean, South American, and American food options.   They also hope to have a brunch menu soon, and there are no plans for criminal charges or weapons as of yet!



Penn Tumblr Leaves Nothing To Be Desired

(12/11/12 6:55pm)

For what he’s calling an “artistic project,” Penn junior Dane Maniella recorded every desire he had on December 1, 2012.  And we mean every desire.  Let’s just say hour 0:00 is probably NSFVP (Not Safe For Van Pelt).  If nothing else, this project shows us just how many desires we experience over the course of a day.  In order to stave off our latest desire, not wanting to study for finals, we’ve decided to help Dane out and resolve some of his desires:



Sororities Vote Longchamp Bags Out

(12/06/12 6:14pm)

[Disclaimer: This post was part of our Joke Day series. Didn't the font tip you off?] The Panhellenic Council, which oversees the action of all sororities on campus, in a meeting last night, unanimously voted to ban any affiliated sorority girl from carrying Longchamp bags anywhere on campus. Panhel cites the company’s cruel ways in which they procure the leather for their bags as the primary reason for their decision. We’re guessing secondary reasons include repeated Longchamp-bag mix-ups at chapter meetings and the stifled individuality that comes free with every Longchamp purchase.



And Your Spring Fling Performers Are...

(11/19/12 9:23pm)

...one of these people?!  This picture surfaced yesterday, so it's official: the Spring Fling performers could be on this Huntsman chalkboard!  Kendrick Lamar is circled, Robyn is boxed, and even Mozart is on the list.  What does it all mean?  Zoom endlessly on the pictures and let the speculations continue. Only 144 days to go until we can be sure!





What's HapPENNing?

(10/15/12 1:09pm)

There's nothing that makes us want to escape the Penn bubble more than midterms, so this week’s rife with motivations for escape.  The only thing more crowded than the VP basement this week will be the sold out Beach House concert (who's got an extra ticket for this editor??), but we've lassoed up all the Philly finds with plenty of open spots.  Stop wasting your time searching for an empty carrel, make like Petula Clark, and take a trip downtown this week.