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(08/10/18 1:27pm)
This year’s New Student Orientation will offer a first-of-its-kind program about what to do when your father gets charged with serious white-collar crimes during your time at Penn.
(07/26/18 1:19pm)
Bad news, Whartonites. When the workers unite and the revolution is successful, your necks are the first ones on the chopping block.
(06/15/18 4:12am)
Visitors to the East Village apartment of Ryan Bertrand (W ’19) have been complaining of a strange smell.
(04/26/18 11:09am)
Penn has the fewest reading days in the Ivy League. It should come as no surprise, then, that Penn’s literacy rate is so low.
(05/12/18 5:41am)
Morgan Bernstein (C ’22) is eager to access the 6,540,557 physical volumes held in the Penn Libraries collection when she arrives on campus next fall.
(04/21/18 2:21pm)
Leslie Martinez’s seminar course on avant-garde experimental poetry had a regularly scheduled class session on April 20th. Professor Martinez had no special expectations.
(04/20/18 7:19am)
Uh oh! This guy thought a Jewish fraternity was a hip-hop dance troupe just because the members were wearing matching, tailored sweatpants!
(04/13/18 12:32pm)
Turn off Bluetooth on your phone right now. Multiple sources are reporting that Chef Rick Bayless, the iconic restauranteur behind Tortas Frontera, is AirDropping pictures of fresh guacamole to random students as they pass down Locust Walk.
(04/10/18 4:21pm)
Look, I’ll be honest with you. I did not really give a shit about gentrification until this moment.
(04/05/18 9:22pm)
Good luck explaining this one, Penn English Department. Silas MacDougal, a junior English major, recently went through a tough breakup with his boyfriend that led to a deeper existential crisis. And not once did he turn to poetry in his time of crisis.
(04/08/18 9:45am)
Are you ever stoned to the bone in class, but need a discrete, non-verbal way to tell everyone? With these Hawaiian shirts, you’ll practically scream “I am high!” as soon as you walk in the door.
(04/03/18 11:05am)
Warning: The following story may be disturbing to some health-conscious readers.
(03/31/18 7:23pm)
When I went through the On-Campus Recruiting process, I looked at all kinds of internships for this summer. I attended information sessions and coffee chats nearly every day. I expanded my network and contacted my connections for help.
(03/18/18 6:40pm)
Multiple sources are reporting that Kyle Berman (W ’21), the boy in a leprechaun costume slumped over in the corner of the party and soaked in his own vomit, was a National Merit Scholar in high school.
(03/18/18 5:22pm)
It’s become undeniably clear that Russia had a massive influence on the 2016 election. Hackers infiltrated the DNC and social media trolls flooded the Internet with misinformation, all with the support of the Russian government.
(03/19/18 5:02pm)
Kyle O’Loughlin (E '18) lost his pet ferret, Laszlo, in October. Seeking to honor the life and memory of his four-footed friend, he held a traditional Irish wake at his off-campus house.
(03/13/18 4:35pm)
As part of a new initiative to improve mental health on campus, CAPS and Uber are partnering to make it cheaper to visit your therapist's office downtown.
(02/25/18 5:49pm)
You’re in luck, leering voyeurs. For a small monthly fee, PornHub’s new service will randomly surprise you with someone stroking their salami with their curtains drawn in the building next to yours.
(02/21/18 3:00am)
It’s Wednesday, dude. Want to go to Smokes?
(02/20/18 9:49am)
Hi, I’m Ahmet. I’m from Turkey.