Cornelius Range
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Cornelius Range V | Rethinking self-reliance
Don’t promote self-reliance as the major contributor to economic and social mobility until everyone plays by the same rules.
Cornelius Range V | Graduating like a Pokémon master
If we take away anything from Ash Ketchum’s adventures, it should be to revere the dream and not allow other considerations to prevent it from ever being reached.
Cornelius Range V | Felons shouldn’t lose the freedom to vote
Felony disenfranchisement should never be seen as the proper execution of justice when it more closely resembles cruel and unusual punishment.
Cornelius Range V | Reality television gone wrong
Why do you know who Kim Kardashian is? Does anyone actually care? Somewhere along the way, reality TV took a turn for the worse and wound up with her.
Cornelius Range V | Occupying parallel realities
Most Penn students live in a different reality from those at the heart of the Occupy Wall Street protests. In order to fairly assess the movement, we have to step into this other reality.
Cornelius Range V | Unequal opportunity
We must find a way to bring the national average SAT scores closer to those of Penn students.
Cornelius Range V | Giving the UA greater purpose
“Hi! My name is Bobby Frosh! Will you sign my petition for student government?” “Sure, Bobby, what exactly does student government do again?” “Uhh… we do whatever it takes to make your collegiate experience better!” “Really?
Cornelius Range V | Why comedians shouldn’t apologize
Tracy Morgan shouldn’t have apologized for his offensive joke. Comedians only feed the audience what they want to hear — an exploration of the darkest machinations of the human mind.
Cornelius Range V | Respect should be evenly distributed
At an institution that constantly emphasizes the importance of building relationships with professional firms like Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley via on-campus recruiting, I wonder if students increasingly overlook the value of building relationships with everyday people — people who play integral roles in our community.
Cornelius Range | Extend aid to citizens before looking overseas
Undergraduate Assembly presidential candidate Cornelius Range writes a guest column responding to Alec Webley's critique of his views on international students.
Cornelius Range | Our collective ability to improve Penn
UA presidential candidate Cornelius Range shares his vision for student government. He wants to take things to a "Hole Nutha Level."




