Einstein's usurper has been identified! According to our insider source, the newest addition to the Houston basement is none other than our former food truck friend, Pure Fare. We are a little offended Penn didn't cater to our survey based demands, but we can all rejoice at the prospect of the Houston salad line dwindling as the leggings are lured elsewhere.
Although the arrival date of the stationary Pure Fare is TBA (i.e. probably not this semester), we are already looking forward to guzzling green drinks and feeling nutritiously superior to those daring to taint their mouths with anything inorganic. Hangover bagel meet hangover gluten-free vegan sweet potato brownie.