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Reportedly wringing his hands in distress, Trevor Castellano (E '18) learned yesterday that he had finally exhausted the Penn Bookstore's gift selection for his family members.
"Jesus, I really sucked this place dry," said Castellano, clutching the roots of his hair in exasperation upon remembering that he had, in fact, already gotten his brother a Penn-themed Rubik's Cube 2 years ago. "I leave for home on Saturday and I have no presents. What else I could possibly get them besides Penn hats? This is literally more stressful than my Econ final."
At press time, Castellano was frantically adding variety packs of patterned socks to his Amazon Prime cart.