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Satire  Published 09/19/17 2:16pm

Student Planning On Studying Outside Frontera Carefully Chooses Outfit To Impress Passersby

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Martin Foster (W '20) is a top student, having made the Dean's List the past two semesters. We know that from his LinkedIn. Martin told us recently that he wanted to switch up his study habits, and find new places to do homework aside from the Huntsman Forum.

He said he wanted to try out studying in outside of Frontera, but that he has to prepare extensively before he does so, because lots of important people will be seeing him. "This isn't a GSR or Van Pelt. This is serious. Sweatpants and a t-shirt won't fly, unless the sweats have Greek letters. A lot of people will be seeing me, so I need to make sure I'm sporting the hottest outfit I can. I need to look rich, but nonchalant."

Martin took several hours to prepare for his study session, looking through dozens of outfit choices before he decided on one. He finally settled on a choice where he couldn't go wrong: a black leather jacket and skinny jeans. Perfect for an 80-degree day!

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